Mar 10 2008KissPhone Replicates Your Kiss For The Person You're Talking To, Looks Horrible
George Koussouros is a freelance inventor, and he developed the KissPhone.
The KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the KissPhone receptor can reproduces same parameters. So the customer is able to...
...send or receive kiss from distance,
...leave or receive a kiss in answering machine,
...repeat the kiss saved on the phone or
...relay it to other people,
...download or upload kiss in the web
...receive kiss from a kiss bank as the one from Madonna or from an imaginary Hero!Company captures market because of distinctive concept and keeps market because of associated services and accessories.
Now I know what you're thinking, "Damn, how have I been living without a KissPhone for so long?" And the answer, my friends, is not easily. Unfortunately they only work if the people on both ends each have one. So I'm going to have to buy two. I really think these may take my long-distance relationship to the next level. That next level being my girlfriend cheating on me.
Kiss Phone detects intensity of virtual kisses [slipperybrick]
A big thanks to Cygnus, who doesn't need kissy phones to keep the ladies happy, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. Desperate - March 10, 2008 10:17 AM
does it have a tongue? and will it work for blow jobs too?
2. damn luddites - March 10, 2008 10:19 AM
I thought it was going to something cool like this
http://www.noveltytelephone.com/products/kiss.html
3. Mysterious M - March 10, 2008 11:01 AM
wtf - really
4. Brandon - March 10, 2008 11:34 AM
Does anyone else think it looks kinda creepy? I wouldnt be able to sleep in the same room as that thing.
5. guate6 - March 10, 2008 12:44 PM
I can imagine leaving a "message" with this thing in public...maybe a few steps closer to being a sex-offender. This thing doesn't compare at all to my kissing, which has always been rated as top-notch. I don't believe it works on BJ's though :(
I assume it replicates sounds too, like lip smacking, moaning, etc, so it'd be neat to retrieve messages like during work, or before church...on a public bus. I see that happening successfully.
6. Boydi xXx - March 10, 2008 12:51 PM
This is the most disgusting phone that I have ever seen.
What the hell?
They'll make a porno phone before you know it!
Boydi xXx
7. Lokuzt - March 10, 2008 3:24 PM
it may not work for BJs but you can make people kiss your ass :D
8. PJ - March 10, 2008 6:05 PM
Someone calling the wrong number on this is going to be a bitch to explain!
9. V - March 12, 2008 3:11 PM
Seriously, what the f***? Aren't kisses partially sexual, or have I been reading too many romance novels?
I like kisses with human lips, thanks very much.
10. blah - March 16, 2008 8:43 PM
its the future of cybering =O
or virtual cheating
im not sure which one is worse
11. tich - May 29, 2008 12:13 PM
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! wat will they think of next?
12. Kim - August 29, 2008 2:37 PM
What will they think of next?....how about this! http://www.thetoy.co.uk/
13. The Kack - September 12, 2008 5:58 AM
Yeah... OK... Kissphone? Creepy. The Toy... Thinking about getting it for my girl lol.
14. inJanuary - February 10, 2009 4:21 PM
Yea, TheToy isn't that bad. It's quite cute.
15. Ahsan - March 23, 2009 11:48 AM
cute
16. Sarah - July 11, 2009 4:21 PM
where can i get one from?lol
17. Noname - September 9, 2009 4:11 AM
Good idae and very nice