Mar 6 2008Keyboard Offers Storage Underneath, My Liver Rejoices At A Place To Stash Airplane Bottles

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Stashing airplane bottles at work is getting to be a hassle, and quite frankly the whole "up the rear" method is getting old (and probably wearing my O-ring out). Well now all my problems have been solved thanks to the Keyboard Organizer. It's a keyboard with a storage compartment underneath and retails for $50.

Key Benefits

*Low Cost
*Organizes the desk
*Makes use of space
*Quality touch and feel
*Blister Packed
*1 year return to base (BNI) warranty

Okay, when "Blister Packed" (aka clam shelled) is a key benefit of your product it's a sign you need to go ahead and fire the entire marketing department. Who in the hell likes blister packs? Are these people freaking crazy? The damn thing probably wouldn't fit any airplane bottles anyway. Hold on, phone.

Sorry about that, it was my girlfriend. She was all excited about a storage keyboard she just bought because it comes blister packed. I'm going to cut her brake lines when she comes home for lunch.

PS2 Keyboard And Desktop Organizer [nerdapproved]

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1. guate6 - March 6, 2008 12:41 PM

Blister packed? What does that even mean? frist.

2. blp - March 6, 2008 5:36 PM

Maybe they mean bubble wrap, they're a bit like little blisters and everyone loves popping 'em.

3. midnightowl - March 8, 2008 2:24 AM

Kinda looks like a giant pencil box to me, but with a lot more than just pencils.

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