Mar 20 2008Gnomes Are Real, As Awesome As I Imagined

wtf he left his garden! man the owner's gonna be pissed.

Needler that bitch

I'm Argentinian. Don't worry about what they say since it's unimportant AND complicated to understand because of the quality. The only thing I can really get is at the end -Hey, look there, look, what's that?- *pussy scream*

Snopes has this as fake, theres two versions of this video on Youtube

i believe what they were saying was, "i wonder how many people will believe my baby brother is a gnome if we give him a pointy hat and have walter scream like a girl?"

plop!

Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 3: Profit

@4 of course it's fake. it's just like all the Chupacabra, Bigfoot, and UFO movies; they only exist to help us find the people who think they are real and re-institutionalize them.

har har 7. yeah - snopes has it as a fake?? like there are real gnomes somewhere ... i dont know if video evidence will ever be used for anything anymore. if you went back in time to 1970 with Cloverfield people would really believe that NY got tossed by a monster.

i know that guy. that's david. but where's swift?

Look at him walk/waddle! He's so cool. I wish I had a gnome :(

Technically, a gnome is not a cute, cuddly little critter. It lives in gardens and also the inbetweens, and they're actually a pest. And they're horribly, horribly mean...
But that's only if someone wants to be truly technical as to what a gnome actually is.
Unless you're discussing the underpants gnomes, then they're in league with the dryer demon (who steals your socks, only one sock per pair). And eventually it will lead to a profit. But only once they figure out step 2.

Wait, I heard gnomes are nice little guys. HP made them out to be little bastards, but from the story books that we had when I was a kid they were just like normal people. They even had naked pictures- doe it get any more normal than that? I will agree that the other ones like the underpants gnome and dryer demon are bad. I don't even have a dryer and the damn thing still visits my house here. What a jerk. Anyways, HP= not the definitive guide for mythical creatures- gnomes are good little guys!

to follow up on 4's comment:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/gnome.asp

#11: Since you want to be technical, I have to step in and correct you: Gnomes are "One of a fabled race of dwarflike creatures who live underground and guard treasure hoards." and "In the occult philosophy of Paracelsus, a being that has earth as its element." They are mentioned in many cultures.

And yeah I agree with #3's translation.

Seeing as I'm a lazy bastard with nothing better to do at the moment,

"Thanks to Emilia, who welcomes are gnomish friends, for the tip"

Someone tell the editor to go over that line again. :P

That still doesn't beat the Bang-Bus video of Maya the Bee.

That video was such a waste of my life.

@Bob Saget

DUDE, totally the same thing I was thinking!

This is a promo for a new M. Night Shyamalan movie, isn't it?

#11 and #14
No if you want to be technical they are fictional creatures that can have any properties an author wants. In the canon of this post, Gnomes are suicidal philanthropists filled with raspberry jam who throw themselves into boiling vats to prop up the nation's sagging jelly doughnut supply. Technically.

if you want to get really, really technical, you are all nerds.

Poor little gnome, he's just trying to hang with his gnomies.

LOL that looks loke a grunt from halo 3, where the Battle rifle when you need one

I like the travelocity gnome better.

Wow, that's quite the viral marketing by Travelocity! I guess they're trying to appeal to the pedophiles who would usually visit Thailand and get them to go after little boys in Argentina instead.

What the fuck is wrong with twenty four of you. Questionmark. In all your pretentious crud not a one of you has the balls to say it: that freaked you out. What are all 14? THEY'RE REAL ASSHOLES@!!!

@ 25... Seeing as my eyes always focus on all cap statements so i can appropriately flame them, I'd suggest putting a comma after "REAL"...

You got my hopes up for some gnome ass...

@25: Maybe it's because I had my sound off, but it wasn't scary at all. I suppose it would be to those who know nothing about folklore... *shrug* Anyway, the size is wrong. It's too large. Probably a midget with a funny hat on and crap in his pants.

But honestly, you know what would do in a gnome, anyway? A kick in th face. Really. Those bastards would to right down.

gnomes have always been a part of central american culture, but it is said that they can only been seen my virgin females...

ahahahhahahhah omg omg this is soooooo funny :D can't stop laughing :D

hi! they are talking about the last fishing trip , but i´m sorry to say that video is a fake ,(Of Course !!!!!!) actually exist 2 different videos on YOutube with almost the same kind of images except the chat at the beginning and some kid in the group
Greetings from an Argentinian Geek
by the way sorry for my english

Hey i live 40 miles from that town!!!! i can translate it to you but i don't know who to write to, you've got my mail if you want to you can write to me to nopodessabertodo@hotmail.com

chimpanzees look rather smart in pointy hats don't they?

umm this is reallt really gay. like, omg its an alien!!! dude duh. first off its too darks to see shit. BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UMM Y THE FUCK IS IT LIMPING?

Bigots...

Ha, ha- this reminds me of that episode of The Office (UK) where David is firing someone in his office, and Gareth is standing at the windowsill while some guy fixes David's computer; they all start talking about the difference between midgets/dwarves. At the end of the conversation, Gareth busts out: "okay, so then what's a goblin?"

Anyway. These comments are ten times more entertaining than the original video. Thanks. guys!

ya i'm with 32 got 20$ that it's a dressed up chimp

LOL... My band has a song about garden gnomes...

Check it out.
Click on Your Friend Is Gone.

LOL.. link helps...

http://myspace.com/chindigband

The name of the song is "Your Friend Is Gone"

You can catch one, become rich from finding a gnome, and then dress it green on st patrick's day and volia you've got yourself a private island in the ocean. It's off to Argentina for me.

perhaps its just a midgit in a gilly suit that has a bad limp/fantasy for walking like a crab.