Mar 5 2008Controller Pillows Guarantee Good Dreams
These 20" x 20" pillows are printed with all your favorite video game controllers and cost $40 apiece. They've even got the new controllers, like the Wiimote. I remember my 3rd grade teacher once told me if you think about something a lot before bed, then you stand a better chance of dreaming about it. So maybe these could aid in dreaming about awesome video games, you never know. What I do know is that sleeping on an open chemistry textbook doesn't mean you'll know all the information when you wake up. Talk about bombing a test. I tried to proposition the teacher for a better grade, but he sent me to the principal's office. I tried to proposition the principal to not suspend me, but he did it anyways. I'm an awful whore.
video game controller pillows: sweet dreams [technabob]
Thanks to Melissa, who I can only hope to dream about at night, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. daguz - March 5, 2008 2:12 PM
The wife said no. :(
2. andrew - March 5, 2008 2:46 PM
Headline should have said "Pillows guarantee virginity"
3. Darren - March 5, 2008 3:28 PM
I think the set dressers for 40 Year Old Virgin 2 are gonna want to get their hands on these.
4. JagedNS - March 5, 2008 7:39 PM
LOL too funny. $40 a piece tho? dayam. I'd pay $10 a piece maybe but then again, I'm a cheap bastard.
My 8 year old would love these though.
I still have my Atari controller on a shelf in my utility room but alas the atari 2600 it belonged to is long gone.
5. quenossy - March 5, 2008 8:01 PM
Where's the Dreamcast? It was the best hardware in the days of free online gaming and is almost always overlooked.
6. BlighedArt - March 5, 2008 9:26 PM
*hugs #1*
It's okay... I'll get you some for Christmas, then your wife will just have to accept them as a gift.
7. boogles - March 6, 2008 2:58 AM
Um, no dreamcast but they included that reject ps3 boomerang controller? huh??
8. Adam - March 6, 2008 2:40 PM
The other side should have a vagina since that's the only kind I'd get if I had these pillows.