Mar 17 2008Bible Fighting Game Is Wrong, Sinful, Fun
Bible Fight is religious-themed Flash game made by This Is Pop for Adult Swim. You get to choose a Biblical fighter (Noah, Moses, Jesus, Mary, Eve, and Satan) and stage (Garden of Eden, Noah's Ark, the Parted Seas, the Manger, Hell, Golgotha, and Heaven) and duke it out Street Fighter style. Each player has special moves (that picture is of Noah releasing his Stampede attack) and I felt pretty wrong playing it. It was kind of fun seeing everyone's specials though. Oh, hold on, phone. "Jesus? I know I shouldn't have played as Satan. I know, I'm sorry. Won't happen again. You and the Apostles are celebrating St. Patty's down at the bar? Count me in. By the way, have you given any more thought to what I said about maybe adding me as the 13th? You know, I just kind of feel like the 13th wheel whenever we all go out is all. Well that's cool, you keep thinking it over. Say, you gonna turn water into green Jello shooters like you did last year?"
Bible Fight
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Bible Fight: You'll Probably Go To Hell For Playing This [albotas]
Reader Comments
1. Turd Ferguson - March 17, 2008 1:47 PM
Good night you are slow. This has been available on adultswim.com for well over a year! Do you just look through other people's bookmarks (or your own) and pick random shit out? Or are you located in Wyoming, where everything is at least 3 years behind the rest of the world?
2. Teh d0minator - March 17, 2008 2:12 PM
Can I get a Slowpoke.gif, amirite?
3. JagedNS - March 17, 2008 2:15 PM
Jebus, it doesn't say it's brand new on the market. Relax.
4. SmokingGirl - March 17, 2008 2:22 PM
Actually you'll be going to hell for calling the Apostles disciples. :( I will pray for your heathen soul...
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
5. Jumpin_J - March 17, 2008 3:04 PM
Have to agree with #1. I've known about this for ages. Take some speed and catch up to the rest of us, dude. You can do better.
6. PB&J - March 17, 2008 3:33 PM
@Turd & Jump
Step away from the machine. Take a break. Go and see this really cool, but dated, thing called 'outside'. Or just stick to Digg and leave this place to us slow pokes.
7. Fuzzbutt - March 17, 2008 3:55 PM
The super slowness could be forgiven... if they hadn't advertized it constantly for like 6 months during Adult Swim....
8. AAAAH - March 17, 2008 4:44 PM
God I thought I knew about everything cool in the world but nope, tis not the case because I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS AWESOME FREAKING GAME! 15 years of catholic school I cannot wait to pal around with the dirty dozen and burn some holy bush.
btw-what in the Hell is going on in that pic, anyway?
9. guate6 - March 17, 2008 8:19 PM
#1 & #5: Calm down. I don't watch adult swim, and therefore didn't know about this. It's OK for stuff to be posted on here. In any case, I'm catholic and while I can't say I approve of this game, I sure want to play it.
10. Maxine - March 17, 2008 9:32 PM
I think the correct response to #1 & #5 (or the one they were hoping for) is "you knew about this for ages already? You guys are obviously way cooler than me".
I like geeks generally speaking but sometimes, their need to be the first in the know so they can affect a derisive, superior pose re: everyone else is transparently immature and more than a little annoying.
11. Me - June 11, 2008 2:16 PM
how is this game sinful?