Feb 12 2008To-Do Tattoos Are Ridiculously Ridiculous

To-Do Tattoos are temporary tattoos that say "to do..." and then have seven lines to write shit on. Now call me crazy, but I don't really need lines in order to write things on my hand. I've always scribbled important things to remember there, long before the advent of To-Do Tattoos. That being said, that person's list is ridiculous. Like they're going to buy milk and then go climb Everest. Get real. That person needs to add "lay off the PCP" and "stop making unreasonable lists" to their to do's. Now the other smaller list on the packaging, that one seems legit. "Buy eggs, light bulbs, sand paper, bacon, kitty litter, vodka". Mmm, that sounds gooood. Kitty litter and broken bulb omelets with a side of 120 grit and a cold glass of vodka -- just like mom used to make.
No PDA? Tattoo your to-dos [cnet]
Thanks to Darren, who doesn't need to-do lists because others always do the work, for the tip

Reader Comments
1. .Ben - February 12, 2008 2:10 PM
Why get a temporary one, when you can get the real deal?
2. Illegal Immigrant - February 12, 2008 2:17 PM
See, this would never work for me because the first thing on every day's to do list is "masturbate furiously" and I'm afraid the rest of the list would rub off.
3. guate6 - February 13, 2008 12:52 AM
Mine would start off with women's names and end with something nice and relaxing.
4. SlowMonkey - February 13, 2008 6:45 AM
@2 - you could at least write "Get a room" - Thanks.
5. laz - February 13, 2008 9:11 AM
in my country the only reason people buy lightbulbs is to smoke crystal meth, which they call tik.
and broken vodka bottle necks to smoke a mixture of weed and mandrax, called a white pipe.
go figure.
6. guate6 - February 13, 2008 11:33 AM
Whoa, I live in that same country!! Yeah here in this country, we have people who eat a lot and buy stupid shit for no reason. (read: $6Million home theater).
7. David - February 13, 2008 1:39 PM
What if you're un-employed/un-employable like me? My list of to-do's on any given day really only has two things.
1 - masturbate to girlies on internet
2 - read stuff on internet
Problem is when I finish #1 the tattoo list will be ruined.
8. David - February 13, 2008 1:41 PM
I <3 grammar.
9. bobo - February 18, 2008 7:24 AM
i think this is genius!
i always write on my hand... things that i dont wanna forget