Tetris Ice Makes Drinking Much More Fun
Tetris makes everything better. That's why these Tetris themed ice blocks will make drinking more fun. Because there's Tetris involved. Now I'm not entirely sure how you could play with these, but I'm sure there's a way. I'm totally going to put some in the liquor bowl at my carnival festival this weekend. You're all invited, it's going to be great. There's going to be dancing bears, a ferris wheel, moon bounce, roller coaster, tilt-a-whirl, upside down pirate ship, a bunch of other awesome rides, cage fighting, little people, fire eaters, all the liquor and beer you can drink, and to top things off -- eating contests! Bring your own spoon and $10 for free admittance. I guarantee a good time and at least 30 people die from faulty rides and food/alcohol poisoning.
DOOT DOOT DOODLE DOOT DOOT DOO DOO DOOT
That's the sound a carnival makes.
TETRICE [notcot]
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