Feb 22 2008Sweet Cannon Will Look Great On My Desk

If there are two things I wish I could do at work they would definitely be 1. drink (well, openly), and 2. fire a cannon. And now thanks to the 25-Inch Field Cannon one of my wishes can become reality.
This cannon features an automatic charger mechanism for rapid, multiple firing plus an automatic flint igniter. Weighing 7 lbs, it operates on the same principle as a gas engine in an automobile--using gas, fresh air, and a spark. Powdered calcium carbide "ammo" is added to the water in the chamber of the cannon. The auto flint firing mechanism creates the spark to give perfect combustion.
It costs $150 and I just ordered one. I can hardly wait. I'm going to fire it off in celebration any time I complete a job well done. Like successfully logging onto the computer, making a phone call, finishing lunch, sending an email, etc. The other cubies will probably hate me but they're a bunch of dumb a-holes anyway. Say, that reminds me of a funny joke. I just flew back from a business meeting in Detroit and boy are my arms tired because I had to punch the shit out out of a coworker for taking the window seat.
25-Inch Cannon Goes Boom [ohgizmo]

Reader Comments
1. SlowMonkey - February 22, 2008 2:09 PM
If I had one of those, I would want to sit at the back of the bus, the back of the movie theatre, the back of church.
2. guate6 - February 22, 2008 3:59 PM
...just don't use it while in a plane. You'll have SWAT on your ass faster than you can say "It's only a toy." That aside, I want thirteen of these things. They're awesome!
3. incumike - February 22, 2008 11:22 PM
I've been playing with one of these things since I was a kid. It was my das's from his childhood. From personal experience, these things are bad ass, I dont know if its worth $150 though.