Feb 26 2008Reserve A Spot In Heaven & Sin All You Want

I think I'll buy both the heaven and hell passes (any word on multi-ticket discounts?). that way, if I'm not happy with heaven, I can always zip over to hell and check it out.

I gotta keep this idea in mind. I mean any way that I can think of to part foolish christians and their money is a good thing...

I doubt any Christians are going to take this seriously, it's more of the just for fun category, like toilet paper with George Bush's face on it, or wash-your-sin-away moist toilets.

I think something very similar was done by the Catholic Church a few hundred years ago... good to see someone has revived the practice! I'm not so concerned about making it to heaven, but I gotta get into Thug Mansion.

@damn luddites: I think buying a Hell package voids your Heaven package...

I might buy one for the novelty value.

#4: I was thinking the same thing, but this time it's not the christians doing it. Either way, I would like to get ahold of the text within Heaven 101 to see what they say about it. Sure it's a sham, but the prices aren't that bad...I'm still going to aim for heaven though (pass or no pass).

@Tephlon: are you saying that I therefore go directly to hell? or do passes become void, and I don't go to either? you mean my lifeless body might just sit in the ground and rot?

#4, 6 - they're called Plenary Indulgences.

They took the Indulgences one step better and give you the guide to save you from culture shock! Thanks #7, I forgot the name of the things from my old history classes.

It's a gag gift guys, it's supposed to be funny. I mean common, 100% money back guarantee? Check out their disclaimer. I'm gettin one of these for a few of my bible thumpin friends, it's genius!

I heard you don't need those passes..You gotta speak to the guy with the list and tell him you are gonna buy two bottles of grey goose..That way you can get in with a couple of your financial dork friends. Other wise you'll hear "its a private party. try next time and dont bring so many guys!"

Luddites: thanks, I knew that, but I just wanted to make my point of it being a sham but wanting the booklet/pamphlet. (This catholic knows his stuff).

#9: Good call.

obviously it's a sham. it's says so right on the website. so why is everyone making a big deal about whether it's real or not?

besides, only the pope can authorize plenary indulgances, so unless these guys got express written consent of the pope (and MLB), it's not an indulgance.

AND, they never said that it was for catholics. they specifically said it was the dictionary definition of heaven (with a lowercase "h"). so it works the same for catholics, muslims, atheists and pastafarians.

AND AND plenary indulgances didn't get you out of hell (and thereby into heaven). they got you out of purgatory sooner, but that assumed that you didn't wind up in hell to begin with.

AND AND AND, there are still plenary indulgances offered by the RC church - which are free. the Church hasn't "sold" them in about 500 years.

#2 "I gotta keep this idea in mind. I mean any way that I can think of to part foolish christians and their money is a good thing..."

I don't know what kind of Christians you're talking about because it doesn't work that way. This is something a scientologist would do! "OOOOOOOOoooOOOOO". Yeah I went there.

i'm going to buy one for my girlfriend. she's jewish and so believes that she is pre chosen by god anyway, but we'll see about the fuss she puts up when i want our children baptised. these may well come in handy.

haha.. this is crap.. just believe Jesus as your lord and savior, and live a life that reflects that.. you will be written in the "real" book of life and it's free!

well first off, heaven and hell are'nt something to joke about because they are real places...second, a true christian wouldn't post something like this because it's not true it's obviously fake and a joke...third, if you want to go to heaven all you have to do is ask Jesus Christ into your heart and your life to be your savior and accept His free gift of salvation...so i understand for the joking around but you also have to know that they are real places and when you die your gonna go to one of them.

As a Christian, I'm completely offended. That's all I have to say.

I think you guys are stupid for trying to buy your way into heaven. The only way you can get into Heaven is to ask God for forgiveness and accept Him as your Lord and Savior. Not Buying it, if you do that, well just say welcome to hell. Cause that is where youre going. I'm a Christian and I and alot of people are affended by this.

ok, I didn't want to go there, but ... I'm a Christian. Roman Catholic to be exact. And I'm not offended by this product. And to say that heaven and hell are real places, when it can't be proven is stupid. They are a matter of faith. And other faiths believe different things, but that doesn't make them wrong and you right.

to all you pretend catholics - try reading the Bible, instead of just waving it around. why are there 2 stories of creation? what about the nepholim? and Jesus even says that if people of other faiths fail to believe in him, that won't be held against them (ignorance (check a dictionary before making stupid assumptions please) is not to be punished via hell).

if anything, Jesus is offended by the way you so-called catholics are acting towards people of other faiths.

I think sending someone to hell at http://www.atickettohell.com is a better gag gift. Very creative! Everyone loves it. Take a ride on the Hellevator!!!!!!

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Honestly Can someone tell me if someone is christian and hasnt read the bible is that bad?
because i am and i havent yet... im just more of a fun book reader and frankly some things in the bible are friggen scary...

this has got to be the funniest crap i have ever read :P....

100% money back???

lol

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