Feb 19 2008Princess Peach Does Not Fight Commando

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Well, it's official folks -- Princess Peach will not be fighting commando style in the upcoming Smash Bros. Brawl. I have the disturbing pictures and videos to prove it. Now I could go on a tirade about how whoever the hell bothered freeze-framing the hell out of the game to get these pictures and videos is a sick and twisted bastard that's f'ed in the head. But, well, they saved me the trouble of doing it myself, so I won't.

NOTE: The Geekologie writer would not have done this himself. Video game chicks do not do it for him because he's a normal person that likes real women. Like those anime babes. Yeah!

NOTE NOTE: I don't really like anime chicks either. That was a lie to make all you pervos out there that do feel better about yourselves.

What could be considered NSFW pictures and video after the jump. You know, if you don't have the kind of job where you get paid to look at cartoon underwear from video games.

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Princess Peach Upskirt Action (I can't believe I just typed that...) [albotas]

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I wasn't expecting *that many* detailed images of the Princess' undies. Whoever gathered this "evidence" really did a thorough job...

wait, does this mean that there ARE jobs where you get paid to look at cartoon underwear from video games? where do I send my resume?

I think this is like the definition of TMI man. Too Much INFO!

This is so wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to start.

After watching about a minute and change on the first video, I realized that whomever was playing/videotaping was very desperately trying to get *free* peep shows involving computer generated princesses' underwear. They were pausing a lot throughout the game more so to get a glimpse of panties than to actually play. Methinks these are the doings of hormone-driven teenagers (or really sick bastards).

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I agree, this person is pretty messed up

Hmmm, so I guess the next question is will somebody attempt a 'nude' patch. Super Smash Bros Brawl is supposed to have downloadable content right?

I'm going to masturbate to these photos right now.

Why does she never wear any tights? I don't understand.

This sucks. I am always Peach when I play video games. So now I have to be Mario? Where's the f'ing wardrobe people? Peach can't wear gauchos? I blame Islam.

What's really sad is that i automatically thought "I wonder what Zelda wears under there". This makes me want to go to counseling.

Hahaha, video game poontang. w00t

the wii has been completely hacked. it is probably possible for people to make nude patches, but that would be messed up.

"Princess Peach Upskirt Action!"

this guy is desperate....

Oh hi there i have a few pointers to point out for this matter...lets start with the comment that was (I think this is like the definition of TMI man. Too Much INFO)
Too much info! im not sure what you mean by too much info.Some people search for violance in games some looks for the chalenge part of it and yes there are people out there that are playing games because of the girls that are in the games if there were no girls in the game they would not play it and for those people these infos are nowhere near too be enough.But of course for people who likes shooting games,Action,blood,decapitation,and slaughtering these infos are way too much for them to handle but that is just it these infos are not for you! these infos are for another group of people.
next there was a comment that sounded like this (This is so wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to start) well you dont need to spell it all up but you could at least name one of the things that are wrong with it here are few examples
1.is it childporn....NO!
2.Is it illegal,,,,,NO!
3.Is it diffrent or strange in any ways......NO!....becasue it is made very much by japanese i mean have you seen those japanese gameshows or even just any japanese tv show now those shows sure are strange indeed but they are not wrong short skirts upskirts bouncing boobs and sexy girls are the japanese favorites.next it was a comment that sounde like this (After watching about a minute and change on the first video, I realized that whomever was playing/videotaping was very desperately trying to get *free* peep shows involving computer generated princesses' underwear. They were pausing a lot throughout the game more so to get a glimpse of panties than to actually play. Methinks these are the doings of hormone-driven teenagers (or really sick bastards) .....Yep that is exactly what the persong was doing! he was pausing the game to get the best glimps of the girls underwear and yes i said underwear not panties!......only little kids say panties so the comment that those pictures were doing of a hormone driven teenagers are perhaps a little too strong coming from a person who calls a womans underwear panties likea five year old oh and the idea of that perhaps the guy who made those pictrues were a sick bastard.....Nah i dont think so he may be a pervert like me wich i am proud of since those who dont admit they are,Are either telling a lie or are just a plain cowards.Surely you dont need to tell me if you were walking down the street and a girl in a miniskirt would bend over to get something she dropped on the street and in the process you could see under her skirt that you would not look under it while she weren´t looking unless of course you are one of those hardcore guys who likes wrestling two sweaty topless guys wearing a speedos swimsuit wrestling each others and the only thing you are hoping to see is that they really get things into an action if you are one of those guys then of course you would not look under the girls skirt unless it were batista or tripple x and then my friend you are the one whos is the sick GAY bastard. oh and here is one finall,All you guys are worrying about those upskirt pictures but then all of the sudden one comment comes (the wii has been completely hacked. it is probably possible for people to make nude patches, but that would be messed up.) what! nude patches not even i though about it those screenshot said nothing about nude patch,that idea came straight from a persons mind,,,,,wow nude patch and people are crying about some upskirt ohh geez,,,,,

finally i just wanted to speak my mind my intention were not to insult anyone or hurt anyone and the my comment about gay bastard well i just dont like gays that is that simple but once again peoples taste are diffrent some like girls some like guys and some even both,,,what do i like i like women and sexy girls in games and of course in real life and i prefers seeing an upskirt pictures of a female rather than seeing an upskirt pictures of a male.
once againg sorry if i insulted anyone

I was masterbaitin wactin those vids man see is fcuking sexy but i wish she wasnt wearen psnties! :)

Perv perv perv.

lol i knew that peach wore granny panties! shes too much of a good girl to wear a thong, her plain white briefs make her even hotter!!!

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