Princess Peach Does Not Fight Commando
Well, it's official folks -- Princess Peach will not be fighting commando style in the upcoming Smash Bros. Brawl. I have the disturbing pictures and videos to prove it. Now I could go on a tirade about how whoever the hell bothered freeze-framing the hell out of the game to get these pictures and videos is a sick and twisted bastard that's f'ed in the head. But, well, they saved me the trouble of doing it myself, so I won't.
NOTE: The Geekologie writer would not have done this himself. Video game chicks do not do it for him because he's a normal person that likes real women. Like those anime babes. Yeah!
NOTE NOTE: I don't really like anime chicks either. That was a lie to make all you pervos out there that do feel better about yourselves.
What could be considered NSFW pictures and video after the jump. You know, if you don't have the kind of job where you get paid to look at cartoon underwear from video games.
Princess Peach Upskirt Action (I can't believe I just typed that...) [albotas]
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This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach, Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn't stop me from talking to it when we're getting intimate. I SAID "RAWR!", BOWSE... / Continue →
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This is a small series of Nintendo character pancakes created by batter expert Nathan Shields (of Star Trek, Hobbit and all these other crazy-ass pancakes fame) for his kids. Impressive work, Nathan, but I had a waffle at the bar yesterday morning. My buddy set up this whole ... / Continue →
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Nintendo just announced the upcoming fall release of a high-definitionized version of Wind Waker for the Wii U. Nintendo says they have an all new Zelda game in the works, but it won't be ready to announce for awhile, so they encourage gamers to play Wind Waker HD in the meant... / Continue →
