Feb 4 2008PlayStation 3 Ripoff: The PolyStation 3
British gadget reviewer Dr. Ashen recently took a look at the sweet new miniPolyStation 3. In case you really can't tell, it's a turd molded to look like a little PS3. You don't even plug the thing into a television, it's got it's only little screen that pops out. It's totally awesome and I want one for my upcoming birthday. Along with a lapdance -- from a chick (unlike last year) that's a non-relative (two years ago).
Worthwhile video review after the jump.
mini polystation 3 mocks playstation 3 [technabob]
Thanks to Zack, who is totally freaking awesome, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - February 4, 2008 12:48 PM
...another quick way to make a buck.
Why, oh why...?
2. guate6 - February 4, 2008 12:50 PM
Though I'll say it's not as amazing as the multi-console I made out of household appliances, and it's portable!! And by portable, I mean two people can carry it, but who cares...it plays all types of console games. It has a multi-disk reader (like a card reader for the camera cards), and a universal controller. The best thing is...it plays any console game...but I forgot to put the TV output, so you really just have to guess... I'll do better next time.
3. This sucks - February 4, 2008 1:11 PM
Woulda been cool like 20 years ago
4. Baskotoiea - February 4, 2008 1:56 PM
i can just imagen the poor sap that thinks he got his son the PS3 and then gets a kick in the nads for presenting this
5. Elle - February 4, 2008 2:18 PM
It's about damn time Dr. Ashens got posted on here! He's a genius... an evil genius!
6. t - February 4, 2008 3:40 PM
what? ...Ashens is an idiot.
7. Super Duper! - February 5, 2008 1:05 AM
Oh my god that British guy is the most unoriginal, unsubtle and all round most pathetic person I've ever seen. I hate him so much. God, I just want to kill him.