Peruvian Anti-Riot Police Look Awesome

Well, I'm moving to Peru to join their anti-riot police. Just look at those outfits. This picture was taken during a parade celebrating Peru's independence day. Just look at those guys, most don't even need to have their eyes open to march. You just plow through whatever comes your way. Did I mention the uniforms really accentuate the area right below the belt? Because they do. Take that guy in front for instance. It looks like he’s packing a 5-pound sack of potatoes down there. He also gets +1 point for nonchalantly drawing attention to it when the picture was taken.

Peruvian Anti-Riot Police Uniforms Look Like Judge Dredd Meets Batman [gizmodo]

Thanks to Mastermind Unknown, who riots on a regular basis, for the tip

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