Feb 1 2008NosePouch: People Still Use Handkerchiefs?
I had no idea people still used handkerchiefs. I thought they were banned in the 90's because it's disgusting to carry a snot filled rag around with you all day. Apparently I was wrong. And apparently they've been upgraded to feature a pouch for your nose. NosePouches are a modern miracle of nose-blowing technology and cost about $2 apiece. I don't need one because I don't blow my nose, it hurts my head. I usually just wipe it on my arm because I'm gross. That and I heard if you blow your nose too hard your arm explodes. True story -- that photo I manipulated in Photoshop proves it.
Thanks to Kelly, whose beauty makes my head explode, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. damn luddites - February 1, 2008 3:24 PM
what's with the stump of a left hand?
2. damn luddites - February 1, 2008 3:27 PM
(whoops, posted too early. hate premature posting)
... is that blood or feathers on the left hand. and a twisted coat hanger where the bone should be? somebody might want to take some anatomy lessons before they hit photoshop. unless it's supposed to look like it was aborted by a red chicken.
3. guate6 - February 2, 2008 2:28 AM
My ex girlfriend, who is also a whore, uses hankies. She had offered me to use them before and all, but the idea of blowing my nose where someone else blew theres isn't really sounding sanitary. I declined...she said it made her feel more feminine *shrug*...I guess that's why she whored around, to feel more feminine...hankies were just not doing it anymore.
4. Meg - February 2, 2008 11:38 AM
Hankies are disgusting...But I wonder if they can translate that technological advance to regular tissues somehow? It seems every time I use one the snot still gets everywhere...Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
5. Alice - February 3, 2008 8:30 AM
It's funny. But tell you what. I met many super rich men on richsoulmate.com where the wealthy and beauty queens mingle. They prefer luxury NosePouches.
6. guate6 - February 3, 2008 11:44 AM
...Reminds me of an old Guatemalan joke: What is something the poor throw away and the rich keep?
answer: boogers (snot);
>boogers: defined as: North American slang for dried or gelatinous nasal mucus