New Elmo Toy Is Amazingly Amazing, Scary

The Elmo Live toy due out this fall made an appearance at the 2008 Toy Fair and let me tell you -- the little red bastard keeps getting scarier and scarier. He can sit, stand, sing, dance, tell stories and jokes, and all around freak you out. I don't care what Mattel says, there's a little person in that costume. And that, my friends, is freaking wrong.

Elmo Live breaks it down on video, seems too smart for his own good [engadget]

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