Feb 4 2008Mana Potion: An Energy Drink For Gamers
Mana is an energy drink made with gamers in mind. What makes it specifically designed for gamers you ask? The name. Each 40mL bottle promises +160 mana, 5-8 hours of smooth, jitter-free energy, and a citrusy taste. It also promises a life of celibacy. A 6-pack will set you back over $27 after shipping and a 24-banger will run you over $90. Oh, and if you're guild finds out you're spending that kind of money on a ridiculous energy drink they'll probably kill your character and kick you out. Just kidding, they'll all give you high-fives and ask where they can get some.
Thanks to Casey, who doesn't need mana potions to stay healthy, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. oh yes - February 5, 2008 9:00 AM
my level 72 dwarf chugs these like water.
2. Bobeyo - February 5, 2008 9:48 AM
Hey, they've had energy drinks marketed to FPS gamers before, but this is the first one I've seen that points to RPG gamers. Cool.
3. son of africa - February 5, 2008 10:09 AM
where can i get some fried chicken and watermelon around here
4. Pete - February 5, 2008 1:41 PM
Disclaimer:
Most of the statements on the website have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, in fact, all of the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the FDA. That doesn't mean they're complete nonsense though. Mana Energy Potion is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Ah well, I guess I will have to get my cure for syphillis from some other energy drink.
5. bloodpact - February 5, 2008 4:17 PM
any product testing done on taurens?
6. Pedro Guerra - February 5, 2008 6:26 PM
omg! thats beautiful =รต)
7. sam - February 6, 2008 8:46 PM
the drink is lame but the catapult the guys make from an industrial robot to throw flamming bowling balls is hot. Hot Flaming Balls just for you Mr. Geekologie writer.
8. sam - February 6, 2008 8:48 PM
flaming*.....damnit. No one said Jack Daniels could spell.
9. bill - February 15, 2008 10:36 AM
^ ^ ^
Geekologie -> Geekology* ?
10. Vera_Kozya - March 7, 2008 9:16 AM
These are goooooooooooooooood...
I had a one sip, and by 3am I was still ready to climb a mountain ROFL
11. Dawrf 72 - January 21, 2009 11:42 AM
you guys are queers. . Eric Hildreth is a homo
12. Joe Gere - February 6, 2009 11:38 PM
Try this one on http://www.xfuel4gamers.com it's a new gamers drink and within the coming months you'll see this taking off! Look for it at MLG events.
13. Aleks - March 2, 2009 4:14 PM
this drink looks kool
but where can i buy it im from austraila
queensland to be precise
is it even a drink
kk
14. Amy - April 19, 2009 7:37 PM
Hi Aleks- Saw your comment and thought I would inform all Australian's that I sell this drink in my internet cafe store. they are quite expensive due to the poor US exchange dollar however is worth the $16.95 each Aus dollars. Hopefully when postage gets cheaper and the dollar improves I can sell this for a much better price.
Still beats any other energy drink that I have ever tried- the fact that you only have to have a few mls to get this much energy is crazy.
I sold out of these within a weekend and am currently waiting for a new order to come into stock.
You can email me for more information on emailamymorris@gmail.com
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19. Agne - November 1, 2009 10:47 AM
Ok this is crazy and a good idea! Being and energy drink addict, im so gonna buy this once, but im not a fan of citrus like tastes.