Feb 5 2008Jedi Ginsu Knife Will Slice Your Fingers Off
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This is an infomercial for a Jedi Ginsu Knife. It looks like a mini lightsaber. It cuts bagels and potatoes. It (sadly) doesn't cut off any of the speaker's fingers. I'm upset about that. I'm also upset about the destruction of rainforests. So I'm going to make a difference. Now that my girlfriend left me I have a lot more free time on my hands and I vow to not just use it watching adult movies online and abusing myself. Starting tomorrow. Alright, no more after this week. 2009 will be my year of action. Goodbye rainforests.
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Reader Comments
1. CAPITALLETTERS - February 5, 2008 3:42 PM
Voiceover didn't really sound like his heart was in it. Just like me, when I write "hahahahaha, that was very funny" in response to the video.
2. guate6 - February 5, 2008 3:51 PM
Admittedly, it was a bit comical. Like "red available for sith chefs only." "Do not brush teeth with Jedi Ginsu." (not really funny, but I imagined an idiot trying to brush their teeth with it, and that became funny. And "Ownership of a Jedi Ginsu does not make you a Jedi," Again, I pictured some idiot owning one and then getting owned by granny because he's a douche.
3. guate6 - February 5, 2008 3:52 PM
Oh and regarding the voice over...they should have gotten James Earl Jones. Or if on a low budget (but with a product like this, how can they be on a low budget), they could get the dude that does the voice of chad vader.
4. j0nny - February 5, 2008 4:37 PM
i liked this joke better when it was on family guy's blue harvest movie
5. .Ben - February 5, 2008 7:58 PM
I wish my knifes would cut bagels and potatoes!!
6. michelle - February 5, 2008 11:48 PM
hhaa do not brush teeth with jinsu!!!!!!!!!
7. Tap - February 6, 2008 1:30 PM
Family Guy and Futurama already did this joke.
8. smackaroo - February 6, 2008 1:41 PM
# 4 and 7 that joke has been around forever, yipee that family guy used it so did people ten years ago.
9. uhh - February 6, 2008 2:15 PM
why didn't the ginsu cut through the cutting board?
10. RandomNigeligel - February 6, 2008 8:01 PM
Yayy!
I getz a red one.
Haha. But in all seriousness, that's a pretty interesting take on the whole jedi saber-as-a-knife thing.
And I don't think it was better than the Family Guy version,
because quite frankly, Family Guy sucks.
11. Football - February 6, 2008 8:48 PM
I don't get it.......what the F*@k is a "Lightsaber"?
12. Football! - February 6, 2008 8:49 PM
I don't get it.......what the F*@k is a "Lightsaber"? Go Giants.
13. BlightedArt - February 7, 2008 3:39 PM
I'm.... so tempted to phone that number... :P