Feb 26 2008It's About Freaking Time: Strap-On Chairs
I hate standing. Partly because I'm so portly, but mostly because I bought a pegleg out of the bargain bin at Deadeye Dave's Palace of Prostheses and it chaffs like something fierce. So boy was I excited when I saw these Strap-On Chairs. You strap them on some poor sucker's back or chest, and presto, a comfortable seat. Although I doubt that dude standing in the picture would remain upright for long if I sat in that chair. Of course I never actually would sit in that chair because that would put his privates too close for comfort. The kneeling guy though, I'd sit on that one. His design is better anyways because it's not just a chair, it's transportation.
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Reader Comments
1. damn luddites - February 26, 2008 10:09 AM
awesome! another job suited for homeless people!
2. B - February 26, 2008 10:45 AM
I prefer my litter borne by eight of my largest slaves.
3. OlNoKnees - February 26, 2008 11:10 AM
I like the Monkey Island reference in the story. Good to see people still have taste.
4. hipswnger2 - February 26, 2008 11:33 AM
What a couple of idiots. They should consider doing something useful with their time.
5. damn luddites - February 26, 2008 11:58 AM
considering that they ARE idiots, it would seem that this is the most useful thing they can do with their time. would you really want those idiots behind the wheel of a car? or serving you food? no, let's just turn the stupid people into furniture - it's safer that way.
6. Cyberwulf - February 27, 2008 4:03 PM
Hrm, nice, but I far prefer my Xerxes styled throne, borne upon the backs of a hundred of the strongest jocks I can find all wearing shock collars..
7. Sir - June 30, 2008 7:02 PM
Great Idea!