Feb 14 2008I'm Stuck On You: Suction Cup Implants
Personally I want to leave the world with as many suction cups as I came in with, but for some of you that may not be the case (please note my opinion of elf ears is entirely different). Enter suction cup implants. Sadly they're just plastic saucers implanted under the skin and don't actually stick to anything. There were done by Dark Freak at the Luck All parlor in Sao Paulo, Brazil and look reasonably like the real thing. The dude should have gotten them all along the insides of his arms though. That would have been way more octo-like. Oh well, you know what they say -- a sucker is born every minute. Oh my God did I actually just write that? You're damn right I did, and I'm sticking to it.
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Reader Comments
1. damn luddites - February 14, 2008 5:13 PM
idiot
2. monica - February 14, 2008 5:32 PM
These are freakin fantastic. I really like the whole idea of implants, but most of them don't really strike my fancy aesthetically. However, I agree, these should be running down along the inside of his arms, or stuck under an octopus tattoo perhaps. Either way, I like them.
3. meme - February 14, 2008 10:37 PM
awesome puns dude. I appreciated them!
4. Super Dooper - February 15, 2008 1:20 AM
Yeah, but can he play 4 instruments at once? I think not. Octopus 1, Stupid guy who has no hope of ever having sex again 0.
5. cyril - February 15, 2008 1:49 AM
"and I'm sticking to it." hahaha like a suction cup!
no?
just me?
6. guate6 - February 15, 2008 2:03 AM
These things don't suck at all. They hardly seem worth it though, for that very reason.
#4: those multi-instrument things people wear to make money...if he got one of those, I'm sure he could play more than 4.
7. NekoNeko - February 15, 2008 3:23 AM
Sure they're cool to look at & I'm sure that he likes them now, but stuff like that tends to get really old & annoying really fast. Besides, now he's going to get the old "let's slap his arms against the window & pants him while he's stuck" treatment constantly.
8. laz - February 15, 2008 5:34 AM
tattoos yes, implants, mmh, not so much... but whatever, it's his arm.
9. Tap - February 15, 2008 8:23 AM
First the braille implants and now this? Don't get me wrong. Tattoos are great, but this stuff is effing stupid.
10. Liz - February 15, 2008 10:46 AM
Am I the only one who got a little queasy looking at this dude's arm?
11. Christine - February 15, 2008 11:02 AM
The close minded-ness of these comments is sad to see.
Liz - your face makes me a little queasy.
12. Bobeyo - February 15, 2008 12:02 PM
I'm with Liz. It's disgusting.
Tattoos are gross, but this trend of sticking stuff up under your skin takes gross to a whole new low. I think the best implant for that freak in the picture would be to implant a bullet in his face. What a worthless waste of resources.
13. CookieMcLeod - February 15, 2008 3:02 PM
First, why?
Second, no seriously, WHY?
Third, those things look repulsive.
Fourth, if you want to look more like an octopus (again WHY?), they should be on the inside, this just looks like inverted boils... Or some sort of allergic reaction...
14. Liz - February 15, 2008 4:01 PM
Christine - Guess what! I have the right to my own opinions whether they are close-minded or not. So suck it - idiot.
15. guate6 - February 16, 2008 12:42 AM
Is it just me, or does #14 (Liz) sound like an angry 15 year old who's on the rag...
16. laz - February 16, 2008 6:06 AM
liz might be an angry 14 year old, but christine was a little rude...i'm all for fighting fire with fire :)
17. laz - February 16, 2008 6:08 AM
liz might be an angry 14 year old, but christine was a little rude...i'm all for fighting fire with fire :)
18. laz - February 16, 2008 6:09 AM
sorry #14 - 15 yr old...
19. /ashley - February 17, 2008 5:41 PM
gawd.. this guy is going to have to live with so many lame puns and jokes now for the rest of his life...
20. Liz - February 20, 2008 12:36 PM
Actually, I'm an angry 30 year old on the rag. FYI. Somehow that makes me seem really sad. LOL
21. Benj - February 28, 2008 3:45 PM
Why is it stupid? It's legal and it makes the guy happy, why not?
Closed minded people like most of you on here really piss me off.
#12 How is having implants horrible and wrong and means that the guy should die but telling someone to "implant a bullet in his face" based on something that they enjoy is perfectly fine? It's not as if the guys hurting anyone having the implants in.
DON'T BE SO CLOSED MINDED!
22. duckworth - August 8, 2009 11:34 AM
I'm jealous. I want them! I would get them on the undersides of my arms though.