Feb 13 2008Illegal: Guy Convinces Girl He's A Freaking Vampire/Werewolf Hybrid So He Can Do It
A 19 year old boy by the name of Kristian Allen Carl is convinced he's a vampire/werewolf hybrid. He also convinced a 15 year old girl that he met one night that he was, and they did it. After being arrested for sexual assault Kristian showed his canine teeth to police officers to prove he was said beast, but they didn't go for it. To make matters worse the nutcase told police that he has a guardian dragon that protects him from evildoers.
Whoa there Kristian, you've gone too far. A vampire/werewolf combination I could believe, but one with a guardian dragon? Get real. You know this really makes me question the validity of your hybrid claim. I'm starting to think you're just a guy that's seriously f***ed in the head. But to be safe we'll be packing both silver bullets and stakes when the hunting club comes to pay you a visit this weekend. Several of the guys are really excited about the prospect of bagging a vampire/werewolf hybrid. Me? I've starting to hope that dragon is real after all.
Unearthly assault alleged [morningcall]
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thanks to Brytne, who knows no news is good news, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. perish hilton - February 13, 2008 11:06 AM
he just looks like a flat-out DORK...
2. perish hilton - February 13, 2008 11:06 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=198694435
oh yeah, that's how i know
3. The Moat - February 13, 2008 11:23 AM
As a dragon-protected vampire/werewolf hybrid myself, I can guarantee you that this kid is NOT one, simply because he tried to tell everybody! Sure, it's useful for scoring some tail once in a while, but by and large, exposing the nature of your dragon-proteted vampire/werewolf hybridishness is a bad idea.
Typically, what one of us would do in this case would be to act totally normal until the dragon swooped down, and ripped the roof off of the police station, at which point we'd go werewolf, tear up the place, then go vampire and fly out.
Yeesh. Amateurs.
4. guate6 - February 13, 2008 11:54 AM
Wow...now the link below has a fairly funny version of the article.
I looked at his myspace and he has an album called "puppy dogs" :( Also, he can't spell to save his life. It's funny though, he has an album called "Friends" where he as...wait for it...ONE picture...reading the caption on the picture it says "my cuzin kolten's gurlfriend brenna" Cute.
http://thepotvinreport.wordpress.com/2008/02/12/half-vampire-half-werewolf-running-amok-in-pa/
5. guate6 - February 13, 2008 11:57 AM
Original article: http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/02/09/wtf/doc47ae52a958532785563542.txt
6. Beer and Golf - February 13, 2008 1:16 PM
everyone knows that dragons are no match for the POPO
7. Ramon M. - February 13, 2008 2:40 PM
Hahaha...he's going to jail were he can be part vampire part werewolf all bitch for a guy named dragon.
8. SlowMonkey - February 13, 2008 3:55 PM
First reading about Gary Coleman, Britney and now this guy it becomes apparent that I have set my standards just too high is why I don't have a Significant Other. Yep, that's it - my standards are sky high. I already had the crazy part down so it has to be the standards thingy.
9. Skeps - February 13, 2008 4:12 PM
Dude vampire werewolves are the newest thing! Next time I go clubbin Im gonna announce it to the whole bar, Alll the hotties will croud around me to see my level 13 paladin armor. Oh and by clubbing I meant anime clubbin at comicon
10. Sirus - February 13, 2008 4:17 PM
Props for being the luckiest dude on the planet.
I'm a werevamp wanna do it? Sure! Seriously!?!?!?
Lucky Bastard
11. guate6 - February 13, 2008 5:25 PM
#10: dude...she was 15, that's both nasty, and wrong.
12. Uncle Eccoli - February 13, 2008 7:53 PM
Hey, isn't that Vampyros Lesbos?
13. brownkidd - February 13, 2008 9:31 PM
The ol' "i'm a vampire/werewolf hybrid" is huge hit with the underage crowd. Works like a charm every time.
14. Kelly H - February 14, 2008 11:00 PM
Always worked for me.
15. baby - December 31, 2008 3:56 PM
i think its tru but the name and wit the gals a force and i thik ima vampire to cuz everytime i get hurt n bleed i suck the bloodn want more