Feb 14 2008Happy Valentine's Day, I Love You All

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Happy Valentine's Day! I want you all to know that if you don't have a special someone in your life then I would be more than happy to substitute until said person is found. Partly because I'm such a nice guy and love you all, and partly because my girlfriend sucks and I can't stand her anymore. You see this LED display she made me? Cute right? Too bad she really meant it. I think it's the clap, but I'm going to the free clinic this afternoon just to be sure. It feels like someone took a blowtorch to my ding dong. Anyway, happy Valentine's Day everyone, stay clean.

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1. bar room hero - February 14, 2008 10:49 AM

V.D. lol

2. guate6 - February 14, 2008 11:30 AM

Remember folks, it's always better to hear from your doctor that you have VD, and not from your dentist.

Happy Valentine's to all.

3. boredom - February 14, 2008 12:10 PM

guate6 that one is good, definitely made me laugh

4. Chris - February 14, 2008 2:41 PM

Happy Singles Awareness Day (SAD for short) to you too.

5. SarahSilent - February 14, 2008 6:18 PM

Nice.
A friend gave me and someone else a stuffed crab today
and told us
"Happy VD, I gave you crabs."

6. TrAcY - February 14, 2008 7:44 PM

:) haha happy V day to ya too geekologie writers and keep up the laughs

7. Samuel - February 15, 2008 7:47 AM

happy valentines day.... until someone mistakes this LED array for a bomb, calls the cops and shuts down a major city....

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