Feb 20 2008Guitar Hero Loses Something During The Move To Pocket Sized Playability

Now I'm not saying this 7 ¾” X 3" pocket-sized Guitar Hero game isn't going to be any fun, it's just that, well, damnit, it's not. Okay maybe a little. For a minute. The questionable device has a number of songs from the first two video games and the neck of the guitar (which serves no purpose) folds into the body, so you don't have to worry about it poking a hole in your jewels. They hit shelves early next month for around $15. Just imagine -- how funny will it be when you can ask people if that's a Guitar Hero in their pocket or are they just happy to see you? If you answered not funny at all you're correct.
guitar hero: get in my pocket [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. monica - February 20, 2008 12:13 PM
This is SO cute! But the fun of guitar hero was that you're playing a guitar and feel like a rockstar...
2. Mysterious M - February 20, 2008 12:42 PM
wow
that's crappy
3. Jumpin_J - February 20, 2008 12:50 PM
At some company, there's a marketing genius who's about to lose his job. It's called Guitar Hero because you play it like a friggin guitar, not a calculator. Duh!
4. BlighedArt - February 20, 2008 2:27 PM
Geekologie guy: Don't worry, it was hilarious. =D
5. blp - February 20, 2008 4:00 PM
Oooh, maybe Dr. Ashen from youtube can review it, call the makers a bunch of cunts then throw it through the window. That would be fun.
6. laz - February 21, 2008 2:49 AM
more like playing a cell phone. i don't use my thumbs on a calculator. either way, not excited about pocket phone hero.