Feb 13 2008Grappling Hook Launcher For Lame Ninjas

I'm a card carrying elite ninja and do all my grapple tossing by hand, so personally I wouldn't be caught dead with a pneumatic grappling hook (although I may be caught dead with a chest full of throwing stars).
A pneumatically launched tactical line-throwing system developed by DFT for Special Operations Forces. The T-PLS can launch a standard titanium grappling hook towing a 7mm Kevlar line in excess of 120 vertical feet using a regulated air source. Minimizing complexity and emphasizing durability, T-PLS brings a much needed capability by mitigating noise and allowing the SOF operator to reach new heights in tactical climbing missions.
The only thing it's missing is a device that automatically sends you up the rope, which obviously us real ninjas would frown upon. However for you out of shape and/or novice ninjas, this may be a necessary evil. I don't know about that marketing picture though. Are they implying that you can grapple all the way to the sun? How ridiculous! Because once I grappled to Mercury to kill an alien warlord, and that climb was about all my arms could take.
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - February 13, 2008 3:45 PM
Second!!!!
2. guate6 - February 13, 2008 3:48 PM
FAKE!!
REAL!!
No it isn't!!
Shut up, let him talk!!
I want one! I <3 kevlar stuff. 120 feet though, I hope they can climb well, because that's a long fall.
3. Jonesey - February 13, 2008 4:25 PM
They could then use an Atlas Powered Rope Ascender.
http://www.atlasdevices.com/index.html
(Check out the videos)
It is supposed to go something like 10 feet per second with a 250 lb load, and the device weighs about 20 lbs.
-jj
4. Dillon - February 13, 2008 5:29 PM
wait, an air compressor is really loud as it cranks up. wouldn't that negate the ninja portion of this tool?
5. Sunshune - February 13, 2008 7:14 PM
Never mind ninja, this is Roschach from Watchmen. It's almost Batman,
6. rob - February 14, 2008 2:51 AM
What???? Ninjas shouldn't need a grappling hook launcher. Ninjas should be able leap up and walk on the wall up to the roof of anything.
7. nibstar5 - February 15, 2008 9:30 AM
Now my Quake inspired grappling fantasies from 1996 came become realities! Woo-hoo!!
8. dylan - September 23, 2009 6:32 PM
does anyone know where i can buy one of these?