Feb 15 2008Eyeball Stickers: No I Wasn't Sleeping!
People (like me) sleep at work, it's a fact. Developing spreadsheets and writing reports is often too daunting a task after a long night of heavy drinking. You need a nap first. To help prevent getting caught sleeping (and the subsequent unemployment) are these eyeball stickers. You simply stick them on your eyelids and sleep away. Be sure to shave off your eyelashes for the full effect. I think this is brilliant. True ingenuity at its finest right here folks. While I don't have the stickers, I'm going to draw some on and see how it goes. I'll update and let you know if it worked.
UPDATE: It didn't. Apparently these aren't as convincing when you're caught under the desk with a pillow and blanket.
Eyelid Stickers Let You Sleep At Work [techeblog]
Reader Comments
1. Nikky Raney - February 15, 2008 3:19 PM
That is brilliant,
Too bad the eyes are not realistic looking.
And some eye lids are larger than others.
Why doesn't someone just get a tattoo on his or her eyelids if they really have a genuine problem. seriously.
2. jumpin_j - February 15, 2008 3:21 PM
The ability to not blink is kind of a give away. That and the snoring and drooling on the desk. That's kinda what I'm doing right now.
3. nibstar5 - February 15, 2008 3:24 PM
These might work, if your boss is more than 15ft away, and you don't drool or slouch your head when you fall asleep!
4. Jenny - February 15, 2008 3:28 PM
That is creepy as shit. I think if I saw someone staring at me with those unblinking eyes I would go for my gun.
5. Mike - February 15, 2008 4:15 PM
in't this pretty old - except for the sticker part - as in 5000 years old? I thought Egyptians mummified their Pharaos and put some tacky make-up on them including fake eyes on their eyelids...
This argument is actually just a cheap excuse to pay tribute to Michael Jackson (and Eddy Murphay, but not as much).
-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ken3NgOL6TE
So you see, MJ and Eddy have outlived many civilisations (and resp their own crappy songs and movies) ...which you might not but watch this vid anyway pls. I need to be loved :(
6. Meg - February 15, 2008 4:31 PM
A couple of girls at school drew eyes on their lids the other day as a photo project. Funny, but freaky as hell at the same time.
7. Maggie - February 15, 2008 5:43 PM
You mentioned shaving you eyelashes for full affect .. how would you personally go about doing such an act? Seems dangerous.
Those also look quite uncomfortable, I'd rather just cuddle into the fetal position under my desk quietly.
8. SlowMonkey - February 16, 2008 7:03 AM
@5 yes, this is ancient. I painted eyes with makeup on my eyelids and scared the living daylights out of my little brother last century (Look Jason! I can see in the dark! *shuts eyes and they're still open*) and I also cut a hole in a box, lined it with a cotton ball, and dabbed red fingernail polish on it (Look Jason! I accidentally cut my finger off but I saved it!) - I may be slow GeekGuy but I was way ahead of this post.
9. tabs - February 16, 2008 2:30 PM
morons they made this because of that movie STRANGE WILDERNESS! in the movie the guy gets eyes tattooed to his lids while he was high and this is exactly how they were tattooed and looked (cartoony). you all suck
10. mimang - February 16, 2008 10:01 PM
the images really crack me up.
11. Sever - February 17, 2008 6:32 PM
@1- Well, let's think... "Why doesn't someone just get a tattoo on his or her eyelids if they really have a genuine problem. seriously." Well, maybe because that would hurt worse than CHILDBIRTH getting a tattoo on your eyelids... : P
12. KingBling - February 18, 2008 10:02 AM
EYE was trying to get some of these eyeball stickers but could not SEE them anywhere. Instead i had to buy a readymix cake box and make some angel cakes.
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14. Jazzman - February 18, 2008 4:19 PM
WTF... is that a bot up in this mug "13. Chloe" MODERATOR... what the hell are you doing!!!
15. bob billington - October 16, 2009 1:39 PM
I think i am going to poop myself
16. Hakem - January 7, 2011 7:18 PM
HAHAH! Awesome! i need those for school!