Feb 29 2008Caught: This Is How My Girlfriend Tricked Me
This is an art piece from a recent exhibit entitled Come Up To My Bedroom at the Gladstone Hotel in Toronto. An ex-girlfriend of mine used an almost identical trap to capture me. Except I was lured onto the bed with a Wii and a four-pack of chocolate pudding. Little did I know what she had in store for me. Which, incidentally, was the worst year of my life. Sure getting to play the Wii right when it came out was awesome, but her monster hammer* was not.
*Hammer in this case means dong.
Looks Cozy Don't It? [electroplankton]
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Reader Comments
1. Claire - February 29, 2008 2:20 PM
Okay... weird.
And that bed doesn't look at all alluring.
2. butterbee - February 29, 2008 2:25 PM
The headboard foils the depth of the box.
3. Jessica Kennedy - February 29, 2008 2:31 PM
Pretty funny. I'm glad it's just an art exhibit cause it's totally weird.
4. damn luddites - February 29, 2008 3:06 PM
I tried on of those a few years ago. Let me tell you, don't waste your time. First off, it doesn't work at all inside the house. Come on, if I could get a woman into the bedroom, then I wouldn't need the trap bed. So I tried putting it outside. I just kept catching old, ugly, smelly homeless guys.
What a waste - you don't need something that fancy to trap homeless people.
5. Tim - February 29, 2008 4:39 PM
so if hammer means dong, what does dong mean?
this is like those questions on the SATs right?
6. damn luddites - February 29, 2008 4:52 PM
dong was the chinese exchange student in "Sixteen Candles"
7. monica - February 29, 2008 7:19 PM
I've managed to hang onto my boyfriend for awhile now by providing lots of chocolate. Yummy irresistable chocolate!
8. damn luddites - February 29, 2008 10:40 PM
monica - when you say "chocolate", do you mean "poon tang"? cause that's a sure-fire way to keep your man. unless he's gay. then you'd probably be better off with fresh made jam on brioche toast.
9. koekoeh - June 25, 2008 2:28 AM
What a bizarre design!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
10. Mr Pointer Outer - June 26, 2008 11:33 AM
In what way are girlfriends with monster dongs not awesome? I don't understand.
11. frank - April 2, 2009 10:43 AM
so this guy or whatever it is dated a she-male
12. uggnice.com - October 24, 2009 9:44 PM
it looks very nice....i like it.