Adidas is only making 100 pairs of these Halo inspired sneakers. As you can see, they're constructed of black leather, some other material with guns printed on it, and come complete with blue accents. They cost $110. Personally I don't know why they made them. Hardcore gamers like myself don't buy or wear crap like this, we wear slippers. And it takes a real man to admit that. It also takes a real man to admit that you pee in a wastebasket because you refuse to take a break from gaming. Which, uh, I may admit to if enough people agree it makes me a real man.
UPDATE: Girlfriend just caught me peeing in wastebasket. Relationship over. Evidently not real man.
Ugly-Ass Halo Shoes [albotas]
This is the latest Adidas x Star Wars gear to hit the street. And by street I mean sales rack, because this ain't the kind of shit that's gonna be sold out the back of a truck. iPhone 5 knock-offs yes, and I'll give you a great deal on one because you seem like a good person/... / Continue →
Let's face it, you're a badass. And a badass needs something equally bangarang to cover his booboos when he falls and skins his leg or cuts himself with a laserbeam. Enter leather band-aids. A pack of 3 will set you back $18, which is a little steep considering they don't co... / Continue →
The LumiTable table runner is made from woven fiber optic strands and glows while you dine in the dark. Available in a variety of hideous colors, each 63"x13" runner will set you back a costly $200, but is sure to get the neighbors talking. Talking about what a tacky freaking... / Continue →