Feb 26 20083-Year Old Knows Star Wars Better Than I Do
This is a video of a 3-year old girl describing what happens in Star Wars. She's really cute. According to the girl's dad:
She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version...Believe it or not, she has seen the movie only once, and I spread it out over three days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.
Wow little girl, wow. I don't even remember that much. If I was describing Star Wars it would go something like, "There were these two robots, one looked like a trashcan and I think the other may have been a rapper. There was a guy with a laser sword, it was freaking sweet. Then a dude in all black with a wicked voice choked a dude without even touching him. And get this, it all happened in space! Oh, and there was a hot chick with cinnamon rolls for hair.
3-Year-Old Summarizes Star Wars [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Dan - February 26, 2008 11:02 AM
You know, I always wanted to hit people who screamed "First" with a bag o' wrath, but... Here and now, at this moment.... I just don't know what to belive anymore.....
2. Jess - February 26, 2008 11:26 AM
My lady-tubes just quivered. I want to kidnap her.
3. Sophie - February 26, 2008 11:40 AM
Lady-tubes just what??????? Good hell I think that was worse than screaming FRIST
4. cerebulon - February 26, 2008 11:43 AM
My man-tubes just quivered. I need to take a crap.
5. Bobeyo - February 26, 2008 11:43 AM
Someone report Jess to the cops, pronto.
6. Hoy Malloy - February 26, 2008 12:17 PM
"Don't talk back to Darf Vader, 'cause he'll getcha!"
7. Tall Face - February 26, 2008 12:53 PM
Obi Kanobi......precious :D
8. Jess - February 26, 2008 1:16 PM
Sorry about earlier - this obnoxious guy I work with signed on as me. I think she's adorable but have no intention of kidnapping her.
9. really? - February 26, 2008 1:17 PM
OBVIOUSLY that kid's an idiot. I mean, come on, it's DarTH Vader, not DarF, and "the big thing that blows stuff up?" Please, a little respect for the Death Star. I could do it way better, and with less fidgeting.
George Bush
10. Erik - February 26, 2008 1:19 PM
I can't wait till she does The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Her explaining Ewoks or Jaba the Hutt could make me pee my pants.
11. guate6 - February 26, 2008 2:02 PM
"...and no one's gonna buy R2 and the shiny guy...The shiny guy always worries..."
Wow, overload of cuteness, adorableness, AND it involves Star Wars...it can't get any better than this folks...lady tubes or not.
12. apac - February 26, 2008 2:39 PM
i like how she referenced starwars and pokemon.
"hes teaching luke how to learn how to do his little light up sword, he has to block the little pokeball"
13. BlighedArt - February 26, 2008 3:35 PM
We feel your pain #1.
Cute vid. XD
14. guate6 - February 26, 2008 4:39 PM
#12: I think she said "poky ball" since the ball shot out laser blasts.
15. Composer - February 26, 2008 8:55 PM
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen, reminds me of my niece explaining certain video games to me.
16. jason - February 27, 2008 1:30 AM
"cinnamon rolls" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. someab - February 27, 2008 4:05 AM
No idea
18. Josh L - March 1, 2008 3:15 PM
I feel like this kid needs a weekly review podcast of great movies. Start from the 80's, and move her way up through all the PG greats(wait, how many are there? Damn...). My point is she needs SOME sort of publication. Pronto. Maybe a "The View" populated purely by 3-year olds. Yeah, that'll work.
19. Ali - March 2, 2008 2:17 PM
I squealed at the end of this. She's so cute! I can only hope my niece will be so knowledgeable about Star Wars when she gets to be this age, haha. Knowing her brothers and dad, she probably will
20. me - March 5, 2008 4:31 PM
Did the dad tape this over three days, I mean the clip we saw? Cuz why is she wearing the same clothes for three days in a row? Fake!
21. yo - May 11, 2008 11:35 PM
The day stated he showed the movie over a period of 3 days not video tape her for three days