Jan 17 2008Wow, I've Seen It All: Infidelity Home Test Kit
For anyone out there that feels like their significant other might be unfaithful, there's the Checkmate Infidelity Home Test. For $50 you too can own your very own CSI-esque spooge detection kit. Good for up to ten samples, the kit determines if there have been any questionable fluids on items such as undergarments. Gross. Whatever happened to the old fashioned screaming accusation session? That's how you get the truth out of a lover, lots of yelling. Eventually they start crying and admitting to things. Sometimes they'll even admit to things you didn't even suspect them of (this sucks and often adds to the pain). I for one don't need this kit though, because I know my girlfriend is faithful. Partly because she's such a great girl (I love you honey), but mostly because she's chained to the water heater in the basement.
Checkmate Infidelity Home Testing Kit Offers CSI Style Faithfulness Test [tfts]
Thanks again to Melissa, who has never been unfaithful, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. wasku - January 17, 2008 7:29 PM
First!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. cyril - January 17, 2008 9:41 PM
second!!!!!!!!
3. JustBuzzed - January 17, 2008 10:30 PM
I could use this to see if I scored the night before when I wake up from a blackout drinking night. Hmmm....
http://theunsoberlife.com
4. munky - January 17, 2008 11:42 PM
Or someone else score ON YOU
5. em - January 18, 2008 2:27 AM
brilliant name.
6. Chris - January 18, 2008 9:26 AM
Or, if you're gay, just wait for the gossip to come and find you. "Girl, did you hear? Carlos slept with Billy."
7. billy - January 18, 2008 10:48 AM
@6
Carlos, stop trying to hide our love by using a fake name. We all know that you use the name "Chris" whenever you try to go upscale and score with the white boys. You're just hurting my feelings. And after we planned that romantic weekend getaway to the bed and breakfast. We were going to hold each other in our arms while we watched the sunrise over the lake. I can't believe you would stoop so low as to make comments like these! But I forgive you - our love will go one.
8. guate6 - January 18, 2008 11:22 AM
Eighth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What, has spooge evolved into something that can't be detected by a good ol' UV (blacklight) light?
9. Eva - January 18, 2008 12:18 PM
Hahaha, BILLY (#7)
You rock!!
10. wasku - January 18, 2008 3:13 PM
LOL @ second and eight