Jan 23 2008Wii Mii Chocolates In Time For Valentine's

Wii Mii Chocolates are, get this -- little Wii Mii shaped chocolates! You get the option of milk, dark, or white chocolate, and can choose any combination of the three, along with the preferred sexes of the two figures. They run $15 and come in a little Wii shaped box. Perfect for that Wii loving lover of yours for Valentine's day. I actually thought about ordering some, but I've decided on going a different route. Instead of buying chocolates I'm going to write a heartfelt poem for my girlfriend on Valentine's. The following is my rough draft.
My girlfriend,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I couldn't come up with anything, so I guess I don't.
I've been sleeping with your best friend anyways.
I guess this is my way of saying "we're over."
Happy Valentine's.I hope you cry a lot,
The Geekologie Writer
Pretty romantic, I know.
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Reader Comments
1. Melissa - January 23, 2008 11:23 AM
Touching.
Last time I was touched like that was when I watched "Brokeback Mountain".
It's ok for me to be touched by gay cowboys - I have a vagina.
2. lovelylucy - January 23, 2008 11:57 AM
Chocolate stand for love. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. I am a Sexy, confident, hot bbw(big beautiful woman) seeks hot muscular man for dating, or relationship. interested in going out and seeing the city. you'll get to the bedroom ...
3. JustBuzzed - January 23, 2008 12:43 PM
What happens if you mii has a complexion between white chocolate and dark chocolate?
http://theunsoberlife.com
4. SteveMadonnaYeah! - January 23, 2008 3:18 PM
they're sold out
5. guate6 - January 23, 2008 5:51 PM
When did Geekologie become a site for dating, personal ads and a forum for personal problems/issues? Damn.
Wii-chocolate = Wii-lii Stupid (that's "really stupid" if you couldn't figure it out).
6. jamie - January 24, 2008 9:43 AM
old boy who was making these got shut down by nintendo. i haven't cursed this much in like a day and a half. i was so excited about this shit...thanks, nintendo. you've ruined another valentine's day for me.
7. mike - January 24, 2008 9:51 AM
Nintendo's lawyers shut him down.
8. Bob - January 24, 2008 12:53 PM
you seem like a douche
9. Julie - January 24, 2008 2:50 PM
Haha...awwww, how cute! Little mii's! I love it. Your poem, though...not quite so romantic. :) I guess everyone has their own way of saying I love you (or not), and chocolate is always a good gift. My Dove has this great contest going on where you can enter to win a 5.58cts "Baby's Breath Diamond Necklace" worth 21K for just showing your unique way of saying how much you care (I bet you and your love poem would be tough competition!). You can also customize your chocolate wrappers...check it out at http://www.mydovechocolate.com What a great way to get the Valentine's started and express your love. I know, 'cause I work with them and have the inside scoop.
10. Greatman - May 4, 2009 6:56 AM
Do you hate women?
because I've been reading your funny comments and so many of them .. well, they've made me have to ask you that question. . .
(Its not about the poem, its about all your other comments on other things)
I WANT TO KNOW!!
11. louis vuitton - September 28, 2009 9:13 AM
What happens if you mii has a complexion between white chocolate and dark chocolate?