Jan 29 2008Welcome To Macintosh: The Documentary

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Well it appears that 2008 is going to be the year of the Apple documentary. Last week I mentioned the upcoming MacHeads The Movie, and now comes Welcome To Macintosh. It looks a little less fanatical than MacHeads. There's a trailer and teaser out, but I could only find the teaser on Youtube, so I have it posted after the jump. The trailer is the good one though, so you'll have to follow the link on the next page to watch that sucker, but it's worth it. Best line in the whole video, from an Apple employee:

The people on the outside think that it's like this wonderful World of Oz or Disney going on and all of us are just all these brilliant, amazing, happy people and like, it's not, it's like a sausage factory man -- you really don't want to know how this stuff happens.

Oh my god! He said Apple was a sausage factory! I can't believe it. I'm totally pulling the job application I submitted. I can't take a job in that kind of environment. It'd be like the college party I went to last weekend. Tons of dudes, no chicks -- a total sausage factory. Way suck.

The teaser video after the jump. Hit the link at the bottom to see the trailer (with sausage factory comparison).

Welcome To Macintosh Trailer

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Well that's apple-tastic

Boooo! Gotta have Quicktime to watch the trailer!?! And that my friends is why Apple sucks! Just kidding, I love Apple, but I hate Quicktime.

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Thats EX-Apple employee.

Yay Mac! I buy Mac because I'm an individual -- I'm not like everybody else. Mac ownership makes me a non-comformist and special. Mac builds my self-esteem. Whenever I look at my Mac I know that I'm unique. Not like the rest of you lemmings.

I think I'll go get a piercing now or die my hair. I haven't decided yet, but I will definitely do something like that to let the world know that I'm special.

Individual = Build your own computer to look exactly the way you want it to and suit your own tastes and needs. Upgrade it whenever you need to and run any operating system or program you care to use.

Loser = Buy a pre-made computer with cruddy components that you can barely customize and can't even upgrade if you want to, where the only thing you select about the design is a bright flashy color to go with the bland generic white. Enjoy its easy-to-use simplicity and celebrate its wonder with all of the other conformists who caved in from the stress of the PC's complexity and bought a Mac.

I think I'll go get a piercing now or die my hair. I haven't decided yet, but I will definitely do something like that to let the world know that I'm special.

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