Jan 16 2008Super Mario Shirt Features Double Entendre
This Super Mario inspired shirt from 80sTees is dirty because of the double meaning in the message. While it's perfectly fine for Mario to hit a couple question blocks, it's the other meaning that makes it so naughty. My mom would never in a million years let me buy this shirt. Because when you say "I'd hit that" what you mean is that you'd "ride that wave", "get mad play", and/or "tap that". All of which have sexual connotations -- and that's just tacky. What is not tacky is the t-shirt I have that features a little cartoon man stealing a TV from a burning building with the phrase "I'd attack that ass like a looter in a riot". That thing is all class.
mario question mark t-shirt: i'd hit that! [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. damn luddites - January 16, 2008 1:07 PM
FAKE!
2. Amy - January 16, 2008 1:09 PM
OMG someone made a fake vintage t-shirt with a clever phrase that has multiple meanings? Brilliant! Where do I buy stock in this innovative company?
3. mcgillicutty - January 16, 2008 3:44 PM
This will be the perfect companion for my Metal Gear/Who's the Boss t-shirt. Get it? Big Boss? No? Well f*** you then.
4. Mia - January 16, 2008 5:04 PM
I heart Sublime.
5. Joe Mamma - January 16, 2008 5:49 PM
The funniest shirt I ever saw was one with a pic of Eygpt's pyramids and below it said " Slavery. Gets shit done!"
6. jaq - January 16, 2008 5:57 PM
shirt would be way funnier if text was small, white, lower case, and said
...i'd hit it.
7. JustBuzzed - January 16, 2008 10:04 PM
I got a shirt that says "happiness is a tight one" but it has a target with a tight group on it and a picture of a rifle underneath. I actually get dirty looks if I wear it out... I don't think they get it.
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8. duties - January 17, 2008 12:46 PM
duties
9. guate6 - January 17, 2008 9:35 PM
I got a shirt for Christmas that is blue, has a yellow smiley on it, and says "Boobies make me smile." I've gotten looks...I have to keep explaining that it's either laundry time, or it was a Christmas present...and that it's laundry time.
I agree with #6.