Jan 4 2008Proof Of The Coming Apocalypse: Kitty Wigs
Not that I really needed any further proof that the world is doomed after the poontang juice last week, but for all of you out there that weren't convinced: Kitty Wigs. Kitty wigs are exactly what they sound like and cost $50 each. The colors, in case you couldn't tell, are pink passion, bashful blonde, silver fox, and electric blue. Each comes in a special metal storage case and includes a rattle toy so your cat will look at you when you try to take pictures of it. What is not included is a certificate that your cat can redeem to restore its dignity and self respect after they've been stripped from the poor creature because you're a sicko. And how much do you want to bet I'll get a call from my wife here in 15 minutes saying she just ordered the cutest thing ever for the cats? Guess what it'll be.
thanks to Brian, who can totally spot a rug from a mile away, for the tip
Reader Comments
1. boredom - January 4, 2008 11:32 AM
why man, just why?
2. Quase - January 4, 2008 11:44 AM
Oh, the humannity! No way in HELL your cat is gonna wear that, forget it...
3. erk - January 4, 2008 12:05 PM
was the inventor a practisioner in bestiallity? wants to put a slightly "human face/hair" on his poor victims. They should give them muff wigs as well!
4. Amy - January 4, 2008 12:13 PM
This country is in the worst financial crisis in probably a couple decades and the response is to make f***ing kitty wigs?
5. ryna - January 4, 2008 12:22 PM
wtf...
i bet you anything there will a public news article somewhere about a crazy cat lady who was mauled by her 50 cats because she subjected them to this.
would not surprise me...
6. woodhorse - January 4, 2008 12:29 PM
Well some years ago I did dress my cat in Cabbage Patch clothes as they are perfect size for a cat, - one need only cut a hole in the bloomers for the tail. Any cat owner knows, however, that those kittens in the photos have been drugged as otherwise they would have been attacking the wigs and trying to kill them.
7. Narcissist - January 4, 2008 12:40 PM
@4 - I believe these kitty wigs are really going to turn things around. I bet George W. planned the whole thing.
I like "bashful blonde" on the lower left.
8. Uncle Eccoli - January 4, 2008 1:08 PM
Cat People:
A cat, even (especially?) one wearing a wig, is not a substitute for human contact. Stop referring to your animals as your "kids." You're all so pathetic, even your cats think you're f***ing losers.
9. Claire - January 4, 2008 2:32 PM
Ok...
10. CAPITALLETTERS - January 4, 2008 4:34 PM
"its dignity".
11. ubee0173 - January 4, 2008 5:42 PM
wow... this warrants no response. im totally speechless..
12. Nat - January 4, 2008 7:05 PM
Eh, it's just doll wigs. Although, she's really jacked up the price on her website.
13. mike - January 4, 2008 7:27 PM
wtf this is funny, but how do they stay on?!? What would any do if they walked down the sidewalk and saw a cat like this...beat the owner up?
14. Violet - January 6, 2008 12:52 PM
Between this and the doggie love dolls, I don't think I feel safe walking down the street anymore.
15. LMFAOOO - January 6, 2008 4:20 PM
WOW I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY CRYING OF LAUGHTER....LMFAO
16. yup - January 6, 2008 10:43 PM
is it caturday yet?
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