Jan 14 2008Overkill: Opening A Beer With A Chainsaw
Now you know how much I hate to brag, but I can bite the top off a beer bottle if I need to. I sure as hell don't need a damn chansaw to do the job for me. And if the guy in the video is any indication of the type of person that opens a beer bottle with a chainsaw, that type of person is an idiot. I do like the noise the top makes though when it flies off. However I was hoping the dude would do a little more cutting, like, oh, all of his toes off. You know, the ones protected by his black sock and sandal.
Beer Bottle Opened with Chainsaw [techeblog]
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Reader Comments
1. The Moat - January 14, 2008 4:28 PM
Meh. I'm not going to believe it until I see him hold the bottle upsidedown, first, to demonstrate that it's actually attached to the bottle.
2. Stolencheese - January 14, 2008 4:36 PM
Disagreeing with The Moat, That was awesome.
3. wiinja - January 14, 2008 4:37 PM
i was hoping for more "embedded bottlecap" action...B+
4. Atrides - January 14, 2008 4:57 PM
This was one of those rare occasions where I watched the video before reading the post. I really wish I hadn't. Because, you know, the I wouldn't have.
5. Sarah - January 14, 2008 5:33 PM
If I'm not mistaken, the beer is a Bitt which means the guy is German and I think that serves as an explanation right there.
I lived in Germany for a while and when I came home, my mom asked me what kinds of things I did and learned. I answered "Oh, I learned a lot about German culture and met lots of new people," which was code for "I learned 80 different ways to open a beer bottle, some of which did not involve my hands."
6. Masterless - January 14, 2008 6:08 PM
I want to see what happens after beer number 8 when the tip of the chainsaw tears through his toes. OOPS! Now thats entertainment!
7. guate6 - January 14, 2008 6:21 PM
So there's the helicopter dude who opens beer bottles (much more impressive than this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOih8Th9Mg
I think the video should have ended before gazing up at the kid holding the chainsaw.
8. Dan - January 14, 2008 7:34 PM
^
If you watched past the second bottle in that helicopter video, you're a stronger man than I.
9. cracked out - January 14, 2008 9:08 PM
i have a video where i open a beer with a bottle opener and then drink it...it was great....
10. dick valentine - January 15, 2008 12:35 AM
im in china, and on some stupid commie tv show, they had some guy do the same thing, but like china, everything had to be big, so it was like 100 beer bottles. qingdao, 2.4 % "getting a buzz every 25 beers" yeahhhhhh tards.
11. dick valentine - January 15, 2008 12:36 AM
i commented without watching the vid...now just watched, suped gay..nice hair f@g. remindes me of the time i was doing your mom
12. Dan - January 15, 2008 1:23 AM
Also: socks and sandals.
13. rick crammond - January 15, 2008 2:17 AM
There's doers and talkers. This guy ain't talkin'. You-all are.
14. Tomoliveri@gmail.com - January 15, 2008 6:00 AM
that looks like an aussie beer to me, called blonde by fosters or carlton.. not sure
i think thats a pretty aussie thing to do and i rate opening a beer with a chainsaw fkn awesome
shun all who disagree, that is mad and i dont care what you think
15. Technik und Bullshit - January 15, 2008 9:47 AM
This is really a cool way to open a beer!
16. lol - January 27, 2008 3:06 PM
lol he dons such a proud look on his face after he does the trick