Jan 24 2008MonsterHoodies Probably Won't Scare Kids

MonsterHoodies are hooded sweatshirts with teeth sewn into the hood and some googly eyes glued on. They're made by Jen Dunlap and Zach Smith (who I assume are the two in the pictures) and start shipping February 1st. They cost $60 (with free shipping) and are made from American Apparel Unisex California Fleece Zip Hoodies that normally cost $41. So if you’re skilled in the arts of sewing and gluing you could do it yourself and save a few coconuts. I have no skills whatsoever (I once glued my head to the desk), so I'm buying Dinosaurus Rex (the green one). The others, going clockwise are Neko Gato, Shark Bite, and Monster Kun -- which, incidentally, my girlfriend has one of.
UPDATE: While the hoodies themselves probably won't scare children, that face the girl is making in the upper right photo sure will.
MonsterHoodies, Turn Yourself Into A Cute Monster [laughingsquid]
Thanks to Sebastian, who has never made out with a monster in his life, for the tip

Reader Comments
1. hugemomma - January 24, 2008 11:33 AM
Ahhh good old geekologie, forever escaping the boundaries of "gadgets, gizmo's, and awesome" :)
2. xillastatus - January 24, 2008 12:12 PM
AY? What?> They had these out in taiwan in 1998 and they looked much nicer, they had ears on the top too. Way to be 10 years behind!
3. xillastatus - January 24, 2008 12:21 PM
AY? What?> They had these out in taiwan in 1998 and they looked much nicer, they had ears on the top too. Way to be 10 years behind!
4. JustBuzzed - January 24, 2008 12:25 PM
They won't scare kids, and they won't get you laid either. So... I guess it's the cheapest way to get into a furry convention. Ew.
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5. guate6 - January 24, 2008 1:40 PM
I'm surprised they didn't think to make a Venom one, since he's one of the few characters that more or less looked like a hoodie, since Eddie could come out of his mouth to talk. Oh well. I agree with #4
6. Mike - January 24, 2008 1:49 PM
It's two employees from college humor in the pictures, actually. Jake and the receptionist I think.
7. Ben - January 24, 2008 3:40 PM
The chick is Amanda Ferri (www.heyletsrage.com) and the dude is Jake (www.jakehurwitz.com)
Jen Dunlap - jendunlap.tumblr.com she's a cutie...i'd like to cut her BF
8. Chris - January 25, 2008 11:10 AM
Those two should be killed.
9. test - January 25, 2008 11:17 AM
test
10. poop - January 27, 2008 1:11 AM
these are hot. i'm 36, we had these in high school back in the eighties.
cute chicks look better in them. stupid chicks look stupider.