Jan 8 2008Massager Keeps Your Fingers Feeling Good
The 'Yubi Lax germa' is a finger massager from Japan. It runs ¥945 (~$8.60), but I couldn't find anyone shipping to the US, so someone please purchase one and send it to me. My fingers really need it. All this typing really takes its toll on my precious digits. This state of the art device even features germanium (not to be confused with geranium, which is a plant), a mineral that causes the thing to heat up when you're using it. Awesome. And since it came with no warning, I assume that it's also safe to use on your you-know-whats! And you do know what I'm talking about when I say your you-know-whats don't you? Fine, I'll spell it out for you so there will be no confusion - your t-o-e-s. Yes, don't neglect your toes, those things are important. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy got his penis caught in a Japanese finger massager because he was using it for an unintended purpose.
Massager for overworked fingers [popgadget]
Reader Comments
1. Billy Avenue - January 8, 2008 4:08 PM
pfft that thing was obviously made for one's wang as well.
2. Seriously - January 8, 2008 4:48 PM
Well shit, I'm going to Tokyo next week, I'm getting me one of these! No more crampy fingers for me.
3. woodhorse - January 8, 2008 4:56 PM
When I think of how your comments make me totally in love with you, it makes me wonder why I never fell in love when I worked in the state mental institution. I think it's because you are even crazier than the alluminum hat brigade.
4. tmhs - January 8, 2008 4:57 PM
This thing might seem kind of dumb but if you've never had a hand massage, you don't know how awesome they feel. Er, back in highschool we had to give each other massages during our "relaxation" time in our acting classes. It was an arts school... don't even ask...
5. guate6 - January 8, 2008 7:55 PM
I should get one for my mom...oh and #3...wtf?