Jan 16 2008I'm No Perv, I Swear!: Portable Subway Straps
Well I'm sure you all know about the subway groping problem that Japan has. If not, Japan has a problem with men playing grab-ass (with women) on the subway. Well now there's a solution for Japanese men aiming to keep a clean reputation -- portable subway straps (525 yen, ~$5). What you do is, uh, hold the thing -- that way women won't accuse you of touching them because you're holding on to a giant plastic door knocker. I recommend getting two just to be safe. Because while the guy on the far right of the picture is clearly not doing any groping with his right hand, I'm pretty sure his left is knuckle deep in ass. But to his credit, it's probably his own.
Portable subway strap shows you're no groper [pinktentacle]
Reader Comments
1. Vicky - January 16, 2008 3:11 PM
Wow ... that is perhaps the lamest invention I have ever seen.
Does that mean instead of having some guy touch your ass, you get some guy ramming a big stick up your ... never mind.
2. Jeezy - January 16, 2008 4:10 PM
I have lost all faith in humanity.
3. Joe Mamma - January 16, 2008 5:52 PM
This is why I keep both hands rubbing cock while on the subway. So the girls can;t accuse me of grouping them. Its a win-win.
4. Achi - January 16, 2008 7:08 PM
i just watched "idle hands" tonight - that gave me an idea for my next subway ride .... *chop*
5. matt - January 16, 2008 8:18 PM
Man the Japanese are one fucked up country
6. Joe Mamma - January 17, 2008 1:53 PM
The Japanese are a people not a country. Japan is the fucked up country. They sell used panties out of vending machines for christs sake.