Jan 8 2008The 5 Friend MP3 Player Headphone Splitter
Well it looks like I'll be living vicariously though others' posts of the CES due to my wife being a cheapskate and pissing our money away on stupid stuff like "the mortgage" and "food" instead of buying me a plane ticket like a responsible woman would. Up next from the show: the Belkin Rockstar, a headphone splitter that lets you plug up to 5 sets into one MP3 player. The thing comes out in March and will go for right around $20. Why it's called the Rockstar is kind of a mystery to me, unless it's because the thing is star shaped. Because I'm pretty sure real rockstars can each afford their own damn MP3 player. Still a handy device though if you need something for pumping sweet Michael Bolton tunes to the participants in your next circle jerk. Which, I might add, I have never participated in. There were only three of us so it was more a triangle than a circle. Ah, dorm life.
Rockstar MP3 player headphone splitter draws a crowd [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. Circle Jerker - January 8, 2008 11:24 AM
Man I was gonna say your next gay train session but circle jerk works too.
Eww gross
This is the tool of the devil
2. Michael Brown - January 8, 2008 1:46 PM
What a wierd device with seemingly no purpose. How many friends want to share your mp3 player with you? Maybe its for middleclass schoolgirls who share everything and cant afford their own crap. I dunno.
3. Ramy - January 9, 2008 2:13 AM
true... i barely have any use for my 2 way mp3 splitter...
if i want to share music with a crowd... i use my speaker bag
4. MrGutts - January 9, 2008 6:50 AM
The RIAA will deem it illegal in their fantasy world and try to sue everyone using it the picture for music sharing..
5. Vicky - January 17, 2008 9:33 PM
Why are there two iPods in the picture? See the Nano video in the background? Yeah, that makes sense.
6. jooji - March 7, 2009 12:02 PM
LOL! I made this a loong time ago! Oo