Hitch Hands Are Utterly Ridiculous, OMG

I know what you're thinking -- there's no way a product can top the swinging testicles in the "stupid truck accessories" department. Well making a valiant effort is the Hitch Hand. It's a $40 hand that mounts on your truck hitch. You can form it to make such hilarious gestures as "the finger" and "the shocker". Oh my god if I had been old enough to drive in 8th grade this thing would have been the shit.

Hitch Hands Website complete with dumb ass questions section

Thanks to Kelly, who knows a classy product when she sees one, for the tip

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