When I first saw this picture, before I read the article, I assumed it was a heated toilet seat that changed color to let you know if you were about to sit on a cold seat. Well, it's actually the opposite. The Thermochromatic Toilet Seat was designed to warn you whether another individual has used the unit recently. Apparently because it's disturbing to sit on a seat still warm from another's rear. I personally seek out the hot seat, but that's just me. What I typically do is stand on the tank of a toilet in an adjacent stall, peering over the wall waiting for the person to stand up. As soon as they do I leap over the divider and seat myself before they've even got their pants up. I'm telling you, I like them hot.
Thermochromatic Toilet Seat [ubergizmo]
A toilet flushing handle can contain up to 50,000 bacteria per square inch. So I'll stop licking them, but I'm not going to drop $20 on the Footflush. The Footflush is a foot shaped (because you'd have no idea how the f*** to use it otherwise) device you step on in order to f... / Continue →
I dunno, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WIPING YOUR ASS WITH IT.
Why in the hell toilet seats are the litmus test for how dirty something else is is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with dingleberries. Which, fun fact: are actually considered the grossest of all berries... / Continue →
Told you they were shit-eaters!
Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a friendly robot. Per Google translation of the German product site:
The coolest toilet paper holder at all! Sauerkraut! Ger... / Continue →