Jan 4 2008Got A Mississippi Leghound? Get It A Hotdoll
This was featured on some websites earlier last year, but for those of you out there that didn't see it, and like being disturbed, here it is: the Hotdoll. If you can't tell from the pictures what it is, you're probably dead.
This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.
Well who would have thought. I think I'm actually sick to my stomach now. It could have been the shrimp I had for lunch, but I'm pretty sure it's that little pink hole in the lower left corner of the picture that's responsible. Oh, and if you're wondering if it's suitable for humans: you're a sick freaking pervert.
UPDATE: Turns out this was posted back in April, so, yeah. Here it is again. Totally awesome, I know. OLD! LAME! FIRST.
Hotdoll [idealist]
thanks to Cygnus, who is cool in my book, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. Alex - January 4, 2008 3:46 PM
You posted this already last year. nub.
2. Animal Luver - January 4, 2008 3:53 PM
Here's one for the Bestiality junkies....Sick F*CKS
3. CAPITALLETTERS - January 4, 2008 4:30 PM
"Molle".
4. CAPITALLETTERS - January 4, 2008 4:35 PM
That wasn't a correction, I just thought it was a funny word.
5. pickupjojo - January 4, 2008 4:47 PM
OMG ! Of course it's a fake, but it's still very weird. ^^
6. Eric - January 4, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm really glad they don't advertise human f**k dolls with pictures like these. At least I don't THINK they do... Gross.
7. ubee0173 - January 4, 2008 5:44 PM
the only thing morehorrifying would be to put one of those kitty-wigs on it. im pretty sure all my internal organs have liquified because of this.
8. guate6 - January 4, 2008 9:58 PM
Heh...so yeah it was posted a while ago, who cares. The geekologie writer made fun of the half-wits who criticize way too much and/or are stupid "Old! Lame! First" Hah, nice one.
9. Athens - January 5, 2008 9:17 AM
This may have been posted a year ago but I found this site about six months ago and went though all of the tech pages one day looking at them and never saw this. For those tarting there are more people in the world besides you.
Anyways on point, this is freaky as hell. The sickest part would be when you have to clean it out.....
10. Anexio - January 5, 2008 4:55 PM
I'd like to get one of those things but it would have to be in the shape of Caesar Milan.
My dog would LOVE it!
11. asdfg - January 5, 2008 7:23 PM
FIRST
12. Ty - January 6, 2008 1:01 PM
Heh heh. They just call em dog humpers. ^~^
13. nekoneko - January 11, 2008 2:35 AM
This is why you get the dog neutered. So you don't have to clean out their sextoy.
14. Rob - August 23, 2009 6:11 PM
Im still waiting on the female dog dildo =0