Jan 18 2008Female Nether Regions Couch Is Way Icky
Willow, an artist who lives in Mendocino recently put up an ad on Craigslist trying to sell the vagina couch she made in art school. It's 5'3" long, 3'3" wide and she's asking $600 for the whole snatch. I just bought it, but I should have read the description closer because she notes that it "has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom". Story of my life right there, always getting the scuffed and stained vaginas. Oh well, guess it's still better than a penis.
Uncensored pics after the jump. Woowoo, upholstered vagina!
Ladyparts For Sale [jezebel]
Thanks to Erin, whose beauty is like a radiant light that fills you with warmth, for the tip
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Reader Comments
1. damn luddites - January 18, 2008 12:52 PM
FAKE!
2. Magoo - January 18, 2008 12:59 PM
now thats getting laid
3. Melissa - January 18, 2008 1:15 PM
Snatchalicious!!
4. Stolencheese - January 18, 2008 1:26 PM
Kinky?
5. Windy - January 18, 2008 1:39 PM
NOW do you see where the clit is??????
6. Smartass - January 18, 2008 1:52 PM
Craigslist just pulled the ad.
7. berlinmassive - January 18, 2008 1:53 PM
lol #2
8. Jeezy - January 18, 2008 1:55 PM
I'd hit that.
9. D - January 18, 2008 2:35 PM
Spray it with some http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/german_poontang_juice_is_horri.php and I'd never leave the house.
10. JustBuzzed - January 18, 2008 3:03 PM
I don't know that I would call that a couch. Looks more like a vagina coffin. Just pull some giant panties over it and presto.
http://theunsoberlife.com
11. Phylth - January 18, 2008 3:14 PM
A cooch-couch. Now to design a matching CHESTerfield.
12. guate6 - January 18, 2008 3:35 PM
#2: lol
#5: lol, (I've known about this place for years, but I know a lot of other people haven't got a clue)
13. Jorge Kooney - January 18, 2008 3:52 PM
Does it come with a shag rug and matching beef curtains?
14. yammy - January 18, 2008 6:46 PM
so...where's the tube steak to match...! lol..
15. Dolloch - January 18, 2008 7:19 PM
What's wrong with a living room pudenda?
16. Dolloch - January 18, 2008 7:28 PM
Looks cumfy.
She's given birth to a new artform for sure. Definitely the artist's crowning achievement.
No, really, I'm impressed. That isn't just lip service. Large or small.
Do you store it in your living womb?
She put it on Craig's list hoping someone would just snatch it up?
17. Dan - January 18, 2008 7:43 PM
Imaging searching for loose change in that couch.
18. Angel Mass - January 18, 2008 7:52 PM
Oh wow, so thats how a Vagina looks like? LOL :p
19. harleyblues - January 18, 2008 9:56 PM
Man this is just so wronggg!~ ha!
hb~
20. mark - January 18, 2008 10:26 PM
got many calls?
Your contact info is from vermont but the couch is in cali? maybe a typo?
21. Napalm Ocean - January 18, 2008 11:17 PM
"damn luddites - January 18, 2008 12:52 PM
FAKE!"
WTF?! Do you not see the pictures? I'm pretty damn sure that its real. o_O
22. mahalohalo - January 18, 2008 11:26 PM
this... is.... AMAZING!!! Way to break down the, uh, components into actual couch parts! I like the thought process! though I wouldn't be surprised if this artist is a lesbian.
23. Jim - January 18, 2008 11:32 PM
My ex-girlfriend had a much biger vagina then that.
Weak sauce.
24. Cliffjumper - January 19, 2008 11:06 PM
Lol at #8 and #9
25. Michael Brown - January 20, 2008 7:28 PM
Finally something that can match my manlihood. And by that I mean I could totally lift that thing by myself.
26. Frank - January 21, 2008 2:42 AM
Who was the model for the couch? ;)
27. Sly - January 21, 2008 11:08 AM
Looks like it would be hard to get off of... or get up from..
28. Quase - January 22, 2008 1:18 PM
Damn #25, you just stole my joke...
29. SoupNumber5 - January 22, 2008 5:40 PM
That is remarkable. I doubt my wife would dig the couch.
30. K - January 28, 2008 3:14 AM
I'm from Mendocino... this is a very Mendo-ish couch for sure.
31. Liz - June 8, 2009 3:25 AM
You still haev it?
You wanna get rid of it?
I want it :] let me know
32. George - June 11, 2009 2:47 AM
I dont want it! My dick my get stuck.
I mean my cat his name is dick! What a pussy! I mean my cat!
Do you people have no shame? theres obviously caek in there.
33. andrew - July 16, 2009 12:34 PM
THE VIGINIA OF DOOM!!! oh no shes being sucked in D: lol