Jan 14 2008Egg Fryers Shape Your Eggs Into Weapons
Urban Trends has designed a line of egg fryers that shape your morning eggs into weapons of minimal destruction. Now I'm not really sure why they decided on gun molds instead of barnyard animals, but I think it had something to do with those anti-drug commercials they used to play during my childhood. You know, the one with the egg that was supposed to be your brain. They'd toss it into a frying pan, and that was supposed to be your brain on drugs. Damn I couldn't wait to get my hands on drugs after seeing those commercials. Raw eggs are disgusting, but a fried egg -- delicious. Unfortunately the resulting drug abuse has made my brain a highly sought after treat for zombies.
Your loved one will finally get the hint with the gun-shaped egg maker [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. patriot act rocks - January 14, 2008 4:39 PM
great! now I can get arrested for eating eggs that look like weapons.
if only they made one that was egg shaped, so I wouldn't get in trouble
2. Atrides - January 14, 2008 5:02 PM
I make my eggs so they look like boobs. It's called "frying them in a pan."
3. guate6 - January 14, 2008 6:14 PM
Soon someone will try to make a lunchbox type of thing where you can put your gun-shaped eggs. The lunchbox will also be gun shaped, and then you'll get arrested when you get into an airport (or school) for having said items.
4. blarg - January 14, 2008 7:49 PM
I bet these could also be used as some pretty kickass cookie cutters.
5. sauce bag - January 14, 2008 10:04 PM
i like to use these pans to make eggs when i throw my themed brunch parties. Guns and you - let the bullets do the talking.
6. proteon - January 15, 2008 12:39 PM
Cmon now we got four more years until Doomsday - now need to lay on the throttle.
7. Cory - January 15, 2008 2:48 PM
They earn points for the one shaped like Robocop's gun.
8. Heather - January 15, 2008 4:32 PM
They are cookie cutters. At UrbanTrendhk.com
I don't see a way to purchase them though... :(