Jan 29 2008Device Allows You To Listen To The Quiet
The Otto is a device that you can attach to almost anything via its suction pads/magnets and listen to noises that would otherwise be inaudible. I really, really want one. I used a stethoscope to listen to my Sea Monkeys, but it sucked because you have to be right up against the tank to hear. I just want it playing out loud all the time. I swear, those little monkeys were a riot. "Does this guy really think we're monkeys?" "Somebody needs to tell that dumb asshole we're shrimp, not monkeys -- we can't eat a whole banana." "I actually think he's retarded." That's all I really heard before I emptied their tank into the toilet and flushed them.
Another picture of the device attached to a window, after the jump.
Otto Lets You Hear The Unhearable [gearfuse]
Reader Comments
1. JustBuzzed - January 29, 2008 11:11 AM
Oh man, there are so many creepy uses for that thing. I'm just waiting until a rapper makes a loop of his balls moving or something. I bet it's going to be MIMS. "This is why I'm hot, My balls say you're not."
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2. damn luddites - January 29, 2008 11:12 AM
if you wanted to hear the street noise, wouldn't it make more sense to open the window?
yeah, yeah, what about in the winter... blah, blah, blah, you're an idiot and a moron. FAKE FAKE FAKE. asshat. real mature.
there, I've taken care of the replies to me, as well as my responses back.
3. Dur T Sanchez - January 29, 2008 11:37 AM
LOL, that's your best one yet.
This would be fun to attach to the door of a ladies bathroom.
"She's such a slut...", "Can you see my headlights?", "Damn, I didn't eat any corn?"
4. beest - January 29, 2008 12:03 PM
My Macbook Air is too quiet; I need this so I can tell when it's on. And what it's thinking. And whether or not it loves me back.
5. Joel Rifkin - January 29, 2008 3:47 PM
I can listen to my brain cells dying next time I get drunk.
6. guate6 - January 29, 2008 11:43 PM
I imagine that the second window is perhaps the sound of glass...but I'd say the sound of the outside ambient would overpower this. This device is useless and stupid.
(Oh and please don't give that guy MIMS any ideas, his current stuff is bad enough).
7. boredom - January 31, 2008 2:27 PM
@5 I was thinking this was useless to you posted your idea, would LOVE to hear my brain cells dying when I get back from the bar. I wonder if they scream or maybe they pop or is there a drowning sound?
8. shniggles - February 27, 2009 12:31 PM
My lamborhinhi when I revv it, that speaker would seriously blow yup, and i would laugh. HAHA ha ha ha.( ya i'll shut up)