Jan 14 2008Cufflinks Let Others Know Your Availability
Much to my chagrin I bought a shirt over the weekend that requires cufflinks. I was drunk and thought I was in the electronics department, so I was throwing money around like I was going to get hit by a bus that afternoon and die (which I almost did). Well at any rate I'm stuck with it. But thankfully I'm not stuck with a set of $155 Tateossian Sexuality Cufflinks.
The Tateossian Sexuality Cufflinks come with phrases such as 'Desperate', 'Adulterous', 'Married', ‘Divorced’, ‘Available’, ‘Curious’ and ‘Swinger’ and are sure to serve not only as particularly stylish cufflinks but as potential invaluable ice-breakers at parties.
Yeah, totally stylish and a great ice-breaker. Whatever ice could possibly be broken with these cufflinks is best left intact. Because breaking it will send you plunging into the murky depths of Lake Masterbatonia, not to the Kingdom of Poonville like you expected.
Thanks to Melissa, whose cufflinks are set to 'Stun'-ning, for the tip.
Reader Comments
1. Marc - January 14, 2008 10:21 AM
I want some
2. JustBuzzed - January 14, 2008 11:34 AM
It would be cool if you could customize the message to say what ever you want. Still I wouldn't pay anywhere near that much money for crappy cufflinks.
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3. Uncle Eccoli - January 14, 2008 12:52 PM
What about larger versions to go atop hookers' heads?
4. Dan - January 14, 2008 7:40 PM
SET CUFFS TO DESPERATE
5. Alice - January 14, 2008 9:48 PM
Why would hookers need cufflinks on their heads, moron? Especially ones that say these things. Hookers are available. They're hookers.
6. Uncle Eccoli - January 15, 2008 9:12 AM
You seem to know a lot about it, Alice. Slag.
7. Neko - January 16, 2008 5:04 AM
Reminds me of an advertisement that was always in one or two of those teenybopper magazines back in the 80s & 90s. It was mishmashed with a bunch of other adverts that offered such great deals such as "be a model or just look like one" & "Queen Nada will hex your bullies". It was promoted as the Hip Clip & depending on how you wore it, it showed your status. I remember being slightly interested in it, if only to wonder who'd actually purchase something like that when it's obviously not a craze anywhere.
8. cufflinks - June 29, 2009 9:07 PM
I need to compare things if i have these beautiful choices, i better keep this url in my bookmarks. I am confuse now on what i will choose.
9. cufflinks - July 4, 2009 2:08 AM
Many people say cuff links are pass, but from my viewpoint, they are totally incorrect. Cuff Links will not go anywhere, whether they are worn at weddings, special events or for a simple good time. Cufflinks really do add some personality and whenever I give a pair to a friend, they think it's the coolest thing to happen to them since Michael Jackson did the moonwalk.