Dec 5 2007Thought Screen Helmet: Stop Alien Abductions

F***ing retards.

This is the BEST website I have EVER seen. I was having a bad day. I needed a laugh. Thanks.

Wow, that's crazy.

cant stop laughing.. oh god.

*blink blink*

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(sorry all, I was bored for a couple of minutes and felt creative...I've never done this before, so if you don't like it, then I don't know what to tell ya')

Ok clearly that DIDN'T work at all. It was supposed to say "wtf?" in the respectable letters and question mark, but clearly no soap...oh well...

these people are crazy indeed

this is crazy

guate it was a nice try but came out looking just like the people in the pictures.... next time take off the tin foil hat and it might work
this one's for you though, sometimes works better if you put periods to seperate so we'll see
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Well great. Now all those on disability checks are going to skip out on the state-subsidized rent so they can buy one and have it mailed to a place that they no longer live at. They will then raise holy hell with the (former) landlords (whose patience is already at their limit) until said landlord calls the cops and send them back to inpatient where they will get an "adjustment" on their meds and forget that they ever ordered the damn helmet. Wait. I have some helmets for sale.....

#9, hah, thanks.

Katie Holmes needs one of these.

clearly we're not being invaded by aliens, but by retarded people. If your IQ is below 40, you shouldnt be allowed to leave your house, let alone have internet.

I WANT ONE!!! I NEED ONE!!

My cat keeps on trying to read my mind and abduct me!! HELP!! please please!!

crazy ass weirdos!! LOL

I have been abducted by aliens for years... the Thought Screen Helmet, invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it.

here, here to the raised quality of life through the use of the Thought Screen Helmet! I, too, have been abducted by aliens for years, and I thought my only course of action was to learn to love cold alien fingers...no more!!

Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January, 2007,
when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens
actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking
voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding
material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material
itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M.

This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that
people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave
signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor
Michael Menkin. The helmets scramble the signal thus stopping
communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been
making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight
years.

This evidence is demonstrable proof of alien abduction activity and
refutes both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien
abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with
Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal
is being sent to them, Menkin claims.

Thought screens were originated by science fiction writer E.E. Doc
Smith. Michael Menkin invented real thought screens in 1999. After a
year of testing different materials, Menkin found that hats containing
Velostat did stop aliens from abducting humans.

These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom
who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of
Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man
had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained
from the other materials which he tested. The test cannot be performed
by people who are not abductees because they don't receive such a
signal.

Using his own funds, Menkin has made and sent thought screen helmets to
people all over the world for eight years. For photos of meter readings
that indicate an alien signal see stopabductions.com. The site provides
instructions for making successful thought screens. See Menkin's other
site, aliensandchildren.org for information and other evidence of alien
abductions.

For more information contact inventor Michael Menkin at mmenkin@hotmail.com.
More text, another version

Here is another version from the technician making the measurements.

Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January 2007 when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The Frequency of the signal was obtained by taking AC/DC voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material is called Velostat, a type of black carbonised plastic film made by 3M.

This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a modulated microwave signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor Michael Menkin. The helmet work by scrambling the signal thus stopping communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight years.

Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abduction activity and they refute both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal is being sent to them, Menkin claims.

Thought screens were originated by science fiction writer E.E. Doc Smith. Michael Menkin invented real thought screens in 1999. After a year of testing different materials, Menkin found that hats containing Velostat did stop aliens from abducting humans.

These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained from the other materials which he tested, but results from the velostat only. The test cannot be performed by people who are not abductees because they don't receive such a signal.

Using his own funds, Menkin has made and sent thought screen helmets to people all over the world for eight years. For photos of meter readings that may indicate an alien modulated signal see stopabductions.com. The site provides instructions for making successful thought screens. See Menkin's other site, aliensandchildren.org for information and other evidence of alien abductions.

For more information contact inventor Michael Menkin at mmenkin@hotmail.com.

I've been abductive i go to bed with my pj's on backwards, I wake up and thair the right way!!! HELP!!?? I need a ALIEN HELMENT!! i think my next door neighbors half alien?? Please help how do i get the helment??

Truely yours with all my love J-Fred