Dec 11 2007Super Mario Energy Drink: Awesome!
Apparently there's a Super Mario energy drink out and I couldn't be happier about it. It's called Super Mario Bros Power Up! Energy Drink, which is a pretty awesome name, not to mention a great play on 'Power Ups'. It comes as an 8.4 oz can of blue-raspberry tasting deliciousness that's sure to have you bouncing off the walls and banging Princess Peach for hours. Unless it has some of that mushroom that Mario's holding in it. Which, based on his eyes, I'd say it does. In which case you've got to be careful with the stuff. The last time I ate a mushroom that looked like that I drove my girlfriend's car into a creek because a cow standing in the road told me to. It even knew my name, and I'd never met that cow before in my life. True story.
super mario power up! energy drink: just add vodka [technabob]
Reader Comments
1. daynah - December 11, 2007 6:09 PM
This is old news. I bought one LAST YEAR! At Nintendo World!
2. Superevil - December 11, 2007 7:06 PM
Does it taste like peaches?
3. *tara - December 11, 2007 8:12 PM
yeah...it has been out for quite a long time. we've been selling them where i work for at least a year. they are good, though!
4. Jewel - December 11, 2007 9:12 PM
I had one years and years ago. Hahaa...
5. Adam - December 11, 2007 10:44 PM
The most embarassing update in this sites history goes to...this.
I had one at least a year and a half ago at a local candy store. 3 dollars...expensive, but delicious, like my valuable time.
6. Ty - December 11, 2007 11:00 PM
Cool! Mario energy drinks! I want one of those. Wonder if their tasty.
7. guate6 - December 12, 2007 12:22 AM
Heh, it's funny how people are negative and report that the items posted are old...I'd like to see something get posted that is obviously old...just because...I mean c'mon, yeah if it's old, leave it alone...no matter how old it is, there is still someone who has NOT seen it. Suggestions: "New Dual core processors say they're fast!" or "Hybrid cars hitting the streets, many skeptics" or "New Clothing trend: Polyester and Cotton combined!!!" or "Dinosaurs discovered to have evolved from birds and not lizards...but I'm not convinced"
There's endless possibilities, but don't be a poster-pooper (or whatever the "party-pooper" equivalent for this site would be...maybe blogger-pooper...whatever).
8. Piter - December 12, 2007 9:34 AM
Super Mario Energy Drink + vodka = http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307402
9. EZ DUZZIT - December 12, 2007 10:57 AM
10. Koen - December 12, 2007 4:10 PM
This is almost as ridiculous as the Nintendo breakfast cereal. I'm not kidding, this actually existed.
11. groonk - December 13, 2007 1:14 AM
if it makes the sound of coins being yanked from mid-air as i drink it...i'm sold.
12. hayleyhurricane - December 16, 2007 3:05 PM
thats some good shit.
too bad it doesnt give you the power to beat up gorillas and smash bricks with your head.
i learned that lesson the hard way.
13. joser - December 21, 2007 4:36 AM
I had one about a month ago. Got it at Urban Outfitters. It tastes pretty good. I had it at work (a preschool) when I was hungover. It did it's job. I survived the day.
14. HANNAH JOHNSTON - March 13, 2008 11:14 AM
u stole my product slogan