Now I love a good snowball fight as much as the next 1st grader, but I don't know how I feel about the Sno-Baller. It's a molded piece of plastic that costs $9 and forms balls of snow so you don't have to use your hands. While using it may allow you to make more balls, I'll be making better balls. And it only takes one really good snowball to send you to the hospital. You know, one with a big freaking rock in the middle.
Sno-Baller For Perfect Snowballs [ohgizmo]
Parenting: you two suck pretty hard at it.
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