Dec 4 2007Sled Has Shocks, Is Fast, Foldable, Costly
The Alu High-Tech Sledge is a pretty wicked sled. It has a 6 3/4" shock absorber to protect your ass from bumps when flying down hills at break-neck speeds. The absorber can even be adjusted for the different weights of riders and the terrain you'll be tackling. The runners can be waxed just like skis so you can go fast as shit, and the thing folds to only 6 1/3" tall when not in use. Awesome right? Well it better be for a staggering $640. Just slap a good coat of non-nutritive food varnish on the runners and you'll be breaking the Griswald Family Land Speed Record in no time.
Fold Away Sled With Shocks [notcot]
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Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - December 4, 2007 12:26 PM
It absorbs bumbs? Where's the fun in that?
2. whoneedsenemies - December 4, 2007 12:47 PM
For those of us that don't have $640 for something you put between your ass and the snow, we will grab the tire tube and have fun hitting the bumps!
3. boredom - December 4, 2007 12:54 PM
yeah the whole fun of it is when you hit a bump your ass gets really awesome air and then lands in the most painful of ways possible. Damn rich kids odn't know how to have fun the right way
4. whoneedsenemies - December 4, 2007 12:55 PM
For those of us that don't have $640 for something you put between your ass and the snow, we will grab the tire tube and have fun hitting the bumps!
5. whoneedsenemies - December 4, 2007 12:56 PM
See, I'm hitting bumps right now.........................
6. MajorDork - December 4, 2007 1:15 PM
I would NOT want to fall off that bad boy at full speed lol.
7. guate6 - December 4, 2007 11:42 PM
Heh, nice reference to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...I love that part where the sled-thing just "goes." Anyway, this product (as many do) seems neat, but I wouldn't buy it.
8. shark - December 6, 2007 7:08 AM
this is tested ???