Dec 12 2007Pencil Bench Is, Get This, Made Of Pencils
The Pencil Bench is a bench that has a seating surface made of 1,600 pencils. Which is a lot. All the pencils fit into holes in the bottom so you can remove and use them if you desire. It's made by Boex 3D Creative Solutions and will set you back $2,450 -- a ridiculous price for a few pieces of wood and a shit-ton of pencils. You could make this in an afternoon. I bet they didn't even use the pencils with good erasers. I bet those are the ones that smear your writing instead of erasing it. God I hate those things. And while it may support Mr. 28" x 32" in the picture, what about a full figured model like myself? What happens when I set all of my 42" x 28" down on that bitch? I'll tell you what happens -- a bunch of cheap pencils get rammed up my ass. And then I'd have to get my girlfriend to pull them out for me like she did after that time I begged her to stick a Coke bottle up there aliens left a bottle in my ass during an abduction.
Pull Up a Pencil and Have a Seat [yankodesign]
Reader Comments
1. proteon - December 12, 2007 7:44 PM
Whybrid
2. guate6 - December 12, 2007 8:34 PM
It doubles as a stunt table...take the pencils...and, get this, turn them AROUND!! You can show off how you can lay down on an expensive table made of pencils and not nails!!
3. guate6 - December 12, 2007 8:36 PM
Oh and I just thought about this one: What happens when the pencils are unevenly running out? It won't really be a table anymore, it'd be more like a giant pincushion, but for pencils. I bet these people thought of that, and they sell the "refill set of pencils" for like $1,150, saying something like "each pencil is hand-picked, automatically sharpened, and stamp-approved," (reason for high price).
4. groonk - December 13, 2007 12:41 AM
watch out!
it'll erase your ass!
hahahahaha
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*sigh*
shoot me, please.
5. Aurora - December 13, 2007 12:47 AM
HAHAHAHAH i love the guy that comment on each product
6. Brownian - December 13, 2007 9:54 AM
pink pencils up your ass are gay
7. Brownian - December 13, 2007 9:55 AM
click on my name, its pink also
8. taylor - December 13, 2007 11:01 AM
I hate pencils with those shitty erasers.
9. aksn1p3r - December 14, 2007 8:23 PM
That's my jean's size :)
10. Hagen - December 15, 2007 4:33 PM
That is so freakin sweet. I wonder if they're all number 2 pencils? And how much weight could that take? It looks like it would break.
I think I'll build one myself for (incoming shameless plug) my new offices at http://www.counteragent.com
11. Nikky Raney - December 21, 2007 12:06 PM
how does That not break
12. Brownian - June 2, 2009 1:19 AM
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
13. Boris - June 13, 2009 4:47 PM
hah, i wonder if there number 2 pencils
get it? number 2? because you sit on it with your butt? which poops?
14. dede - October 3, 2009 2:43 PM
u're funny