Dec 21 2007Pac-Man Hoodie Is Gaudy, Still Totally Rad
The Pac-Man hoodie is a wearable Pac-Man maze. As you can see Pac-Man is in there, along with those bastard ghosts that are always getting in the way when he's trying to get his gobble-dot on. It costs $45 and is available at, get this, Hot Topic! Bet you weren't expecting that. Or maybe you were, what the hell do I know. Oh that's right, I know I don't shop there because it's for confused teens trying to get their parent-hating on. I have theology and geometry people, I can't be shopping there. That's why I bribed an 8th grader with two cartons of smokes and a case of beer to run in and get the sweatshirt for me while I hid around the corner at the Pretzel Palace.
pac-man maze hoodie is amazingly ugly [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. The Moat - December 21, 2007 11:40 AM
Nothing says "I'm an unmotivated loser with zero job prospects living in my parents basement smoked up half the time" as much as pac-man hoodie.
Wait, I just thought of something that does....
A head full of jesus-hair that hasn't been washed in a week.
2. nominus - December 21, 2007 12:43 PM
now this is the definition of cool.
neither warm nor very cold; giving relief from heat; "a cool autumn day"; "a cool room"; "cool summer dresses"; "cool drinks"; "a cool breeze"
3. Bree - December 21, 2007 3:50 PM
So you've read Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces. Nice to know under your inane sarcasm lurks a closet intellectual.
4. mimang - December 21, 2007 7:37 PM
one of the dorkiest i've seen in a while.
5. emmafrosty - June 28, 2009 9:02 AM
Oh goddamnit. What am I wearing right now as I'm reading about this dorky Pac-Man hoodie? My brand new Pac-Man hoodie. Oh the shame.